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View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TE7YjiQZpZo

 

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[Greg Boeser]

Sorry. Bad link.

 

[Njaco]

 

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[MIflyer]

View: https://youtu.be/TE7YjiQZpZo

Thanks a lot! I am going for a run now and that is just what I needed. I probably ought to tie two beach balls to me first.

 

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[MIflyer]

Just saw a police chase on Youtube. A woman was doing 122 mph in Arkansas.

When they pulled her over she explained that the reason she was driving so fast it was an emergency. She was almost out of gas. The dashboard said, "Only 5 miles worth of gas left."

Then she took off again. They did the pit maneuver. She had been drinking and there was an open container of alcohol in the car.

The car was totaled. It was brand new.

I say again: Some people know less about physics than does the average dog.

 

[Shortround6]

I say again: Some people know less about physics than does the average dog.

You are giving people too much credit.

I work part time at a gun range that has a rental counter, I work the rental counter.
The number of people that think a lighter gun had less recoil than a heavy gun using the same cartridge/round is generally over 2 per 4 hour shift.
You can watch their face change when you explain that it is the other way around.

 

[special ed]

I once frequented a gun range where many rent-a-cops came to keep current. One day an old gray head, long retired city policeman, now watchman, was shooting. He was "throwing" shots, cowboy style, when he got out of sync and put two into the ceiling.

 

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