cammerjeff
Staff Sergeant
Last night, I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a chicken and met a girl who was dressed like an egg. One thing led to another, and the lifelong question was answered: It was the chicken. 
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Shortround6
Major General
How many Angle softs equal one Charmin?
syscom3
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MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
I saw where an earthquake hit off the coast of Northern California this morning. Power is out in some areas but they expect they it to be back on today.
Reminds me of when I was in the SF Bay area when the big quake hit in October 1989, the one during the World Series.
When the power came back on the next morning, the TV people were saying, over and over again:
1. Not all businesses are open so call before you go to work.
2. Many stores are closed, so call before you go shopping.
3. Many restaurants are closed, so call before you go out to eat.
4. Call before you go to a movie because the theater may be closed.
5. Railroad and airline schedules are disrupted, so call before you go to catch a train or a plane.
6. Call us here at the station and let us know what is going on in your area that is of interest.
7. And remember, this is an emergency situation, SO STAY OFF THE PHONE.
Reminds me of when I was in the SF Bay area when the big quake hit in October 1989, the one during the World Series.
When the power came back on the next morning, the TV people were saying, over and over again:
1. Not all businesses are open so call before you go to work.
2. Many stores are closed, so call before you go shopping.
3. Many restaurants are closed, so call before you go out to eat.
4. Call before you go to a movie because the theater may be closed.
5. Railroad and airline schedules are disrupted, so call before you go to catch a train or a plane.
6. Call us here at the station and let us know what is going on in your area that is of interest.
7. And remember, this is an emergency situation, SO STAY OFF THE PHONE.
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,686
- May 13, 2018
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,686
- May 13, 2018
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,686
- May 13, 2018
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
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- May 13, 2018
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
Alternate name for Texas is Baja Oklahoma.
Well you know what they say about Texas, its full of steers and…
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special ed
2nd Lieutenant
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- May 13, 2018
manta22
Banned
True story... In Ft Dix, NJ barracks, waiting to ship to Germany in '61, we had a FNG assigned to us. When he came in someone asked him where he was from. "Philadelphia!" he replied, to which some wit piped up "I hear the only people from Philadelphia are Q***rs and Quakers!"... there was a short silence and then someone in the back of the room quipped "F*ck Thee!!! (Delete as necessary)Well you know what they say about Texas, its full of steers and…
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Airframes
Benevolens Magister
I've often wondered about that very thing whenever I see this pic !
