Quotes and Jokes (3 Viewers)

[GTX]

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This reminds me of a funny experience I had a few years back when meeting with some Germans involved with armoured vehicles. We were telling them how we planned to drive (instead of fly) from Düsseldorf to Paris for further meetings. Their comment without blinking: "We know that area very well...good tank country..."

 

[GTX]

 

[cammerjeff]

A car buddy sent me this response to my telling him of my purchase of our Jaguar Mark 2! Good Dog!!!!

 

[syscom3]

The perfect gift for those that love airplanes. Or like the smell of napalm in the morning.

Note - this is an actual for sale product.

 

[Greg Boeser]

You aren't fooling me! That's chemtrail!

 

[pbehn]

You aren't fooling me! That's chemtrail!

Real Chemtrail though, you don't want to end up with fake stuff.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Well, this is eco-friendly chemtrail, so you know it's fake. Still sets off the CO alarm, though.

 

[Snautzer01]

A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they've run out, goes back to question the chef. "Hey, Gus, do we have any more eggs?" Gus replies, "I ran out of fresh eggs, I only have two rotten eggs left." The waiter says, "Give him the rotten eggs. He's so bombed he won't know the difference." Gus scrambles up the rotten eggs and heaps on hash browns, sausage and toast. The drunk is so hungry he wolfs down the breakfast without comment. He goes to pay the cashier and asks, "Where'd you get those eggs?" She replies, "We have our own chicken farm." The drunk asks, "Do you have a rooster? "No," she says. The drunk replies, "Well, you'd better get one, because some skunk is screwing your chickens."

Re- reading some of the jokes is very good fun i tell you that!

 

[ARTESH]

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Thanks god that you don't have "ارزشی".

 

[ThomasP]

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[ARTESH]

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Sooner or later, we'll back to good old life style... Good old blade and bow!!! Or maybe even older than that, to stone and branch ...

 

[ARTESH]

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Iran's regime fans!

 

[ThomasP]

Ah, got it

 

[ARTESH]

It seems that Mr. Hitler's reign is getting over...


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Can't wait to see "Mullah's Zombie Corps"!!!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Tanker Tom]

The story starts where Jane is first shipwrecked, and Tarzan finds her. Well after a few days Jane has had more than few peeks under his loin cloth and decides she wants some of that. Finally, one night she starts coming on to Tarzan. Nothing was working. In frustration, Janes asks, "Tarzan, don't you know about sex"? Tarzan looked confused and said, "Tarzan not know word sex, what mean"? So, Jane explained. He smiled and said, "Tarzan use knot hole in tree for that".
Jane laid back and said, "do I ever have something for you"! Tarzan looked at her for a few moments, then kicked her right in crotch as hard as he could!! Jan flipped up and over landing four feet away, coughing and stuttering. Finally, she was able to ask, "What the hell was that all about"!
"Tarzan always first check hole for bees".

 

[Snautzer01]

This reminds me of a funny experience I had a few years back when meeting with some Germans involved with armoured vehicles. We were telling them how we planned to drive (instead of fly) from Düsseldorf to Paris for further meetings. Their comment without blinking: "We know that area very well...good tank country..."

Remember me please .. is that second exit of the A20 from Falaise. Yes that was jolly good fun indeed.

 

[at6]

I'm still waiting Greg.

 

[GTX]

 

[Greg Boeser]

I'm still waiting Greg.

Mama told me, yes she told me, I'd meet girls like you. She also told me, "Stay away! You'll never know what you'll catch."