Quotes and Jokes (7 Viewers)

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Re- reading some of the jokes is very good fun i tell you that!
 
The story starts where Jane is first shipwrecked, and Tarzan finds her. Well after a few days Jane has had more than few peeks under his loin cloth and decides she wants some of that. Finally, one night she starts coming on to Tarzan. Nothing was working. In frustration, Janes asks, "Tarzan, don't you know about sex"? Tarzan looked confused and said, "Tarzan not know word sex, what mean"? So, Jane explained. He smiled and said, "Tarzan use knot hole in tree for that".
Jane laid back and said, "do I ever have something for you"! Tarzan looked at her for a few moments, then kicked her right in crotch as hard as he could!! Jan flipped up and over landing four feet away, coughing and stuttering. Finally, she was able to ask, "What the hell was that all about"!
"Tarzan always first check hole for bees".
 
Remember me please .. is that second exit of the A20 from Falaise. Yes that was jolly good fun indeed.
 

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