Quotes and Jokes (7 Viewers)

[GTX]

 

[MiTasol]

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A fully fledged member of the SSAA

(Sign Shooters Association of Australia)

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Snautzer01]

A fully fledged member of the SSAA

(Sign Shooters Association of Australia)

That reminds my of my aunt.
Never knew her but for one visit.
Emigrated to usa Texas, I believe Houston. Grand lady very very pretty.
So my granny, my dad, me, my mother and her did do a car tour roaming the places she knew as a kid.
Suddenly dad hit the brakes and said.. traffic cams.. . She look a bit bewildered, so dad explained if it flashen because you go to fast you get a ticket.

She said no no no I get that, but why don't you just shoot the things?? She was truly in shock.

Years later and a few tickets later I can not help to think she was correct.

 

[Snautzer01]

The horror....

 

[GTX]

The horror....

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[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[SaparotRob]

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[MiTasol]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[ThomasP]

 

[ThomasP]

 

[ThomasP]

 

[ThomasP]

 

[special ed]

Way back in 1972 I went to a friend who had a loan company so I could buy a car. Someone with the same name, including middle initial, had just moved to the state. When my friend ran my credit check, he asked why I didn't mention these accounts in Pittsburg. I told him I had never been to Pennsylvania in my life, and it must be the new guy who just moved here.
Herb said, "Don't correct it. He has much better credit than you."

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snowman]