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Snautzer01
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- Mar 26, 2007
buffnut453
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Not sure how many will get this...nor how many are willing to admit that they get it.
Jeff Wayne was looking for sponsorship for his War of the Worlds stage show. He considered a confectionery company, but complained that the chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one.
Jeff Wayne was looking for sponsorship for his War of the Worlds stage show. He considered a confectionery company, but complained that the chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one.
Greg Boeser
1st Lieutenant
Wife: Like what?
Me: A couple of tubs of silicone.
Greg Boeser
1st Lieutenant
INFANTRY
You know you're the tip of the spear
because you're always getting the shaft.
You know you're the tip of the spear
because you're always getting the shaft.
Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
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