Quotes and Jokes

[MiTasol]

 

[A4K]

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I think I've bought a few of those...

 

[Snautzer01]

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Greg made it even more funny. Usefull...

 

[GTX]

 

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[Snautzer01]

And I am not allowed to enter the bread section for 2 weeks.

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Right.. . I feel oppressed.
I am now also banned from the cushions candles and mirre departement.

 

[special ed]

Why do you "put in your two cents" and only get
a "penny for your thoughts"?
Who gets that extra penny?

 

[special ed]

I used to eat a lot of natural foods
until I learned most people die of natural causes.

 

[Snautzer01]

Why do you "put in your two cents" and only get
a "penny for your thoughts"?
Who gets that extra penny?

IRS ofcourse.

 

[Snautzer01]

Right . I may be in a bit of bother. Me and the wife trying out our carnaval costums were not appreciated by the local police.
I am going to jail, she is having tea with some shrinks..
Never do a Mexicanen pinata suprise again.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Elvis]

 

[special ed]

Why is an actor IN a movie
but ON tv?

 

[special ed]

Why is 'bra" singular
and "panties" plural?

 

[special ed]

How did the man who made the first clock
know what time it was?