Swedish sub travels up Mississippi River into Canada

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Hunter368

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All this talk about Swedish military juggernaut I thought you all should hear about this, its amazing!!!!!

Swedish sub "HMS Gotland" enters the Mississippi River from the Gulf of Mexico and travels over 3900 miles north up the Mississippi River and Red River into Winnipeg Canada and surfaces in the middle of Winnipeg (in the Red River).

Surprised on lookers cheered and threw flowers to the Swedish sailors.

USA and Canadian governments and militarizes are enraged and embarrassed.

Swedish government and military laugh at the Canadian and USA incompetence.

Apparently the first information to be gained by USA and Canadian military is that the sub went up the Red Mississippi River submerged during day light hours and surfaced during night. The HMS Gotland was hidden electronically by a Swedish SAAB 340B which was using "Swedish stealth technology" and long range fuel tanks. The SAAB 340B was escorted by a squadron of Swedish Gripen also using "Swedish stealth technology" and long range fuel tanks.

I have attached a few pics of the HMS Gotland (as well as the people cheering) on the Red River in Winnipeg. I even went down to the docks to see it for myself!!!!

Go Sweden GO Sweden GO Sweden GO !!!!!!! Sweden Rocks!!!! Sweden Rules!! The entire world should fear Sweden!!! USA look out Sweden is the new Super Power!!!
 

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SWEDEN !!! SWEDEN !!! SWEDEN !!! SWEDEN !!! SWEDEN !!! ABBA !!! ABBA !!!
 

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ozumn said:
Olympic gold medal in hockey baaahhahaha you bet we rule :p

Do you really want to compare men's hockey records in the Olympics? Tell me you don't want to do that? Tell me you didn't say that?

GOLD
SILVER
BRONZE

1920
Canada - Gold
United States - Silver
Czechoslovakia - Bronze

1924
Canada - Gold
United States - Silver
Great Britain - Bronze

1928
Canada - Gold
Sweden - Silver
Switzerland - Bronze

1932
Canada - Gold
United States - Silver
Germany - Bronze

1936
Great Britain - Gold
Canada - Silver
United States - Bronze

1948
Canada - Gold
Czechoslovakia - Silver
Switzerland - Bronze

1952
Canada - Gold
United States - Silver
Sweden - Bronze

1956
Soviet Union - Gold
United States - Silver
Canada - Bronze

1960
United States - Gold
Canada - Silver
Soviet Union - Bronze

1964
Soviet Union - Gold
Sweden - Silver
Czechoslovakia - Bronze

1968
Soviet Union - Gold
Czechoslovakia - Silver
Canada - Bronze

1972
Soviet Union - Gold
United States - Silver
Czechoslovakia - Bronze

1976
Soviet Union - Gold
Czechoslovakia - Silver
West Germany - Bronze

1980
United States - Gold
Soviet Union - Silver
Sweden - Bronze

1984
Soviet Union - Gold
Czechoslovakia - Silver
Sweden - Bronze

1988
Soviet Union - Gold
Finland - Silver
Sweden - Bronze

1992
Unified Team - Gold
Canada - Silver
Czechoslovakia - Bronze

1994
Sweden - Gold
Canada - Silver
Finland - Bronze

1998
Czech Republic - Gold
Russia - Silver
Finland - Bronze

2002
Canada - Gold
United States - Silver
Russia - Bronze

2006
Sweden - Gold
Finland - Silver
Czech Republic - Bronze


Here it is broken down for you, Canada and Sweden (since 1920):

Canada
Gold - 7
Silver - 4
Bronze - 2
Total = 13 medals

Sweden
Gold - 2
Silver - 2
Bronze - 4
Total = 8 medals

Not even close there my Swedish friend. Canada 7 gold medals, Sweden 2 gold medals. Enough said on the subject of Hockey I think. lol
 
yeah ok so you have more medals then we cant have won this olympics geez give up, you are no fun. and who the hell did say any thing about comparing medals haha.
 
yeah ok so you have more medals then we cant have won this olympics geez give up, you are no fun.
Give what up??? That he's proud of his countries achievements in international hockey competition???
and who the hell did say any thing about comparing medals
He did, to prove that his countries hockey team is waaaaaaaaaay better than urs, and he proved a point and slammed ur *** with the burden of proof......

Laughing at ur own penis size is not something we condone here, and continuation of said small penis mocking will result in offical warnings....
 
Haha gnomey i saw that too, things must have been much different back then...

Is that Swedish sub story real? That's pretty cool, doesnt say much for the US though.
 
GOLD SILVER BRONZE TOTAL
Sweden: 185 186 217 588
Canada: 93 123 145 361


total olympic medals.
 
lesofprimus said:
Jesus H Christ u guys are gullible........

No, it is not real.......


lol, As Les is saying here, I was just having some good light hearted fun with our proud Swedish friend, ozumn. Something we can all laugh at it.

Glad you can take a joke ozumn!!!

Cheers!
 
A while back we were discussing fishing with a bow and arrow. Then this came out:
"US Sailor takes out Oscar Class sub with bow and arrow"
Seaman First Class Van Gilder made history today by capturing a Soviet Oscar class submarine armed with only a Carp Shooting Bow and Arrow while using the newest Navy weapon, a Hunter Canoe manufactured by the company Old Town.

"Using the carbide tipped, depleted uranium arrowhead, I was able to pierce the hull.", said the seaman. "The hardest part was pulling it in" he continued.

hehe I could just paraphrase the Oscar class and make it the Swedish sub. ;)
 
evangilder said:
A while back we were discussing fishing with a bow and arrow. Then this came out:


hehe I could just paraphrase the Oscar class and make it the Swedish sub. ;)

Good one, for it to fit in Canada theme plus a recent subject here, here is another slant on the story.

Canadian seal hunter captures Swedish sub as it breaks through the ice. Canadian seal hunter beats Swedish Captain over the head with club and captures whole crew and sub.

Swedish Captain later dies in Canadian hospital from head wounds!!

lol
 

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