No. Here in Texas you are issued a Republican party card at birth and they place it in your casket when you die. The Democratic party button on the voting machine has cobwebs all over it because it's never used here.
Boy, you got that right. Over the years we've tried to make the house
maintenance free with vinyl siding, etc. Of course, there's always the
inside to paint....
I'm not afraid of them, just hate them. Mimes as well. Afraid I'd be put in prison for many years if a Mime ever came up to me and started into his/her act.
TPBM thinks Mimes should be neutered so they are unable to spawn Demon Mime Children.