Gearing up to sell 5,000 Christmas Trees rain or shine, sleet or snow. Selling pumpkins from the pumpkin patch now.
TPBM will carve a pumpkin this fall.
One night a year is one too many...
I do not like or want unknown callers at my house.
I made a sign 'If I know you, please come in... if I don't know you please **** off'
TPBM has a similar sign at their home.
Only for Them solicitors what carry them little magazines, you know the ones I mean. I try to greet them, the ones that get thru the check point, in my shorts. Which is my uniform of the day!
Naw, I usually tell them I'm a practicing witch, and they are just in time for the ritual virgin sacrifice.
They never come back.
TPBM knows that "tacocat" spelled backwards is...