The person below me (TPBM)

[Twitch]

I used to till I got over there and found they'd spray painted it green!

TPBM doesn't believe in toilet paper.

 

[Bullockracing]

I just wiped my *** with my hand, cuz matt just answered yes twice...

TPBM has scored over 90% on a marksmanship test...

 

[Matt308]

Yep. I assume you are refering to x-rings.

TPBM sits and spins and spins and sits.

 

[Matt308]

Jesus. I killed the thread. Must be the bad Karma from inadvertently insulting Pisis and his girlfriend.

 

[Twitch]

If you're talking about sitting and spinning on my office chair ...wheeee!

TPBM is responsible for global warming

 

[cheddar cheese]

Yep, cos im so damn hot it causes the whole planet to heat up

TPBM secretly applied to go on Countdown once.

 

[Matt308]

Yes. I made it. I was the bloke who stated "I'll have a consonant, a vowel, another vowel, a consonant, and another consonant. Another consonant, a vowel, a consonant and a final consonant, please Carol you ignorant slut."

TPBM does not spend his days watching supercilious gameshows with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

 

[Henk]

Yup, hate that sh*t, not the other stuff though.

TPBM loves to bully people smaller than him.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

there're only 4 people in the year smarter than me and yeah i do give one a hard time, all in jest though

TPBM had trouble graduating from play school (i believe americans call it kindergarden?)

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Only because I kept hitting on the teacher...

TPBM picks there nose and eats it.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

i much prefer it when CC eats it.........

TPBM got hit on by one of their teachers.........

 

[Matt308]

Actually yes. Mrs. Hsu (pronounced "soo"). She had a nasty habit of emphasizing her points with various objects in her hand. I distinctly recall third grade math she hit me on the head with a stapler to correct some agregious fault of mine.

TPBM has a tankless waterheater in their house or flat. And if so, I'm jealous.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I dont know what kind of water heater I have...

TPBM has gotten there *** kicked by a girl.

 

[Matt308]

Never. And how can you NOT know what kind of waterheater you have DerAdler. You can quote all kinds of technical $hit about airplanes, but you don't know how your water heater works? Shame. And by the way, it's probably tankless in the Deutschland.

Howstuffworks "How Water Heaters Work"

TPBM needs wishes they were an engineer.

 

[102first_hussars]

na, i have my degree to be an electrician.

TPBM is in need of an electrician

 

[Matt308]

Yes I am. I have an electrical circuit in my living room that I tapped into for outside recepticles (110v). I also hooked up a 60w spot for my flag. The circuit was notorious for tripping the breaker with the vacuum on it. Since my modification it is much worse. For my new circuit I put it on a GFI. Is there a simple fix of just changing the breaker current limit?

TPBM will give me advice that is worth exactly how much I payed for it.

 

[mosquitoman]

Never trust nobody- there's your advice for the day

TPBM blows for money

 

[Matt308]

Wait a minute! Coming from you that's a trick question and I won't fall for it. Besides, Lanc would just claim to own me again. He's funny that way. But no. I don't play in a band

TPBM did not read the What Annoyed You Today thread

 

[102first_hussars]

No, because most of them were annoyed by me

TPBM was annoyed by me and posted it on "What Annoyed You Today"

 

[Matt308]

No. But I'll take that into consideration. Most everyone annoys me. I'll add you to the list.

TPBM thinks he's an intellectual, but in actuality is mired in mediocrity.