The person below me (TPBM) (1 Viewer)

[cheddar cheese]

No, for starters its completely irrational. Why would a tick be joining a flea circus? You should have thought it through

TPBM was amused by it until I pointed out that fault, and now wants to stab themself in the face with a pick axe.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

nope, it's still freaking funny

TPBM thinks CC's being a pedant.........

 

[Twitch]

True but it IS something to ponder.

TPBM keeps trying to pee up a rope!

 

[Bullockracing]

Being in the US Military and trying to accomplish any sort of change is EXACTLY like trying to pee up a rope!!!

TPBM has urinated on an electric fence...

 

[cheddar cheese]

Yeah, didnt know it was electric though...

TPBM has urinated on an electric fence, and then done it again at a later date because they enjoyed the feeling.

 

[Gnomey]

No I only did it once...

TPBM touches electic fences because they like being shocked by them...

 

[loomaluftwaffe]

There are few electric fences in this ****ed third world craphole

TPBM has put alligator clips on their balz

 

[Bullockracing]

Not on the nut itself, but it wouldn't hurt on the skin anyway... or the ear or the nose or the....

TPBM keeps posting %^(* in this thread that no one can answer with a yes (don't all y'all reply at once...)

 

[Matt308]

Yes.

TPBM is a narcissist who continually corrects others for his sole attention.

 

[102first_hussars]

THANK YOU THERES ONE FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! But im usually wrong though

TPBM Has seen the old british cat food commercial "p*ssy in a can"

 

[Twitch]

Actually I haven't but what a novel idea....in oh so many ways.8)

TPBM believes in Santa Claus

 

[102first_hussars]

I do, i shot that fat f**k he kept repeatedly calling me a ho, over and over again til I snapped

TPBM beleives in the Easter Bunny

 

[Matt308]

No, he's not a rabbit.

TPBM prints out internet porn to sell to the neighbor kids.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Naw what a waste of printer paper.

The person below me is a fake.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

nope, i'm all real man 8)

TPBM wishes they were me.............

 

[cheddar cheese]

Great, then I could go the whole way with the emo thing and actually have reasons for cutting myself.

TPBM secretly pretends to be me.

 

[Matt308]

Yes. I have a whole wardrobe of womens underthings.

TPBM eats crackers in bed.

 

[Pisis]

Not very often...

TPBM has dandruff.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

Yes. I have a whole wardrobe of womens underthings.

and no, it's very rarely i have the white stuff in my hair

TPBM once tried to pass a BB gun off as a real gun for some reason...........

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Nope I own real guns, so dont need to...

TPBM secretly wishes they were CC and is also from the same Island Nation!