The person below me (TPBM)

[Gnomey]

Yes....

TPBM enjoys watching the 'fights' between the n00bs...

 

[102first_hussars]

Not necessarily, but im glad its not me anymore

TPBM learned to read from a "how to read" book

 

[loomaluftwaffe]

no

TPBM likes to drink the fluid in LCD monitors

 

[102first_hussars]

No more of a Mercury guy myself

TPBM thought Filthy Sanchez was a Mexican Gang nickname

 

[Twitch]

Actually I thought it was an adult cartoon version of Speedy Gonzales.

TPBM is daydreaming at work right now

 

[cheddar cheese]

I dont have a work

TPBM still hasnt found the tiny camera I put in their bathroom...

 

[Pisis]

I did but I already sold it, man.

TPBM has a hairy arsehole...

 

[102first_hussars]

no but I have a hairy @sshole

TPBM, still hasnt figured out what the other term for pearl necklace refers too

 

[Twitch]

Must have something to do with Elmer's glue

TPBM loves fart jokes

 

[cheddar cheese]

Definately, everyone knows flatulence is funny

TPBM once got arrested for going through the window of their own house because they locked themself out

 

[Gnomey]

Have done it before but wasn't arrested...

TPBM got mistaken for someone else and were apprehended...

 

[102first_hussars]

Nope but i got arrested for tackling a cab driver, (I mistook him for UBL and got sued )

TPBM is ummmmmmmmmm? Nonskimmer?

 

[loomaluftwaffe]

yup, I just hacked looma's account lol
just kidding

TPBM prefers to have an Xbox 360 rather than a PS3

 

[GermansRGeniuses]

True. ps3 is too expensive.

TPBM loves the ****.

 

[GermansRGeniuses]

**** = rooster

 

[Bullockracing]

I prefer my rooster to be more on the buffalo side, and cut into pieces, then dipped in hot sauce!!!

TPBM doesn't eat chicken!!!

 

[102first_hussars]

Bullseye, i dont eat chicken, that chicken flu got me sh*tting bullets, (figuratively)

TPBM once superglued his hand to his own face.

 

[Delusional]

See, here's the thing. There was a hand involved ... and superglue ... and the rest is just too horrible to articulate.

TPBM once tipped a good-looking waiter/waitress more than 50%.

 

[102first_hussars]

Yeah on a 2.00 order.

TPBM doesnt know what Articulate means

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

sure i do, when a tic decides to join a northerner's flea circuis but doesn't arrive on time the owner would say "our tic, yer late"

TPBM actually found that mildly ammusing