The person below me (TPBM)

[Delusional]

Only during leap years.

TPBM has a secret crush on Les.

 

[Matt308]

:fist: Damn, today is not a day to accuse me of that. With those killer uploads of Audioslave...okay to save Les face, I do not have a crush on him. Besides, it will probably wear off tomorrow.

TPBM loves to make homosexual accusations of other forum members as a means of suppressing his own shortcomings.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Hey!!
How the hell did you ever find ou...Oh riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, it's a game. A-heh-heh, yeah it's just a joke, right. Ah, good one. Good one.




Oh yeah, TPBM smokes like a chimney.

 

[Matt308]

Dang Skimmer...you were quick on the draw. Sorry to F up the thread.

 

[Matt308]

I think that I've answered that one before. Not a smoker except an occasional cigar or pipe.

TPBM has knobby knees.

 

[102first_hussars]

Not really, but i have been called a knob before

TPBM is my b**ch, because he is TPBM

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

No Hussars is my ***** actually....

TPBM is like Hussars and my *****.

 

[Twitch]

Get with the gangsta slang dog! It's beeaach!

TPBM thinks his boss is a weiner

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Sometimes.

TPBM has not seen female genitalia since they were born.

 

[102first_hussars]

Im a born again christian does that count?

TPBM, thinks Star Wars is based on a True Story

 

[plan_D]

It is, the Bible.

TPBM wishes he could suck his own ***.

 

[Matt308]

Now PlanD that's not nice.

TPBM dreams of scenarios where his models were at his command.

 

[GermansRGeniuses]

I most certainly wish my model 911 Turbo were driveable! What's wrong with that?

The person below me once tried to sell rubbers to a monk.

 

[102first_hussars]

Thats how i discovered the monk was a jew

TPBM once made a minature parachute for his toy soldier out of a tampon

 

[GermansRGeniuses]

You lie, I used a condom.



Better elasticity.


TPBM has blue balls.

 

[102first_hussars]

Correct i smacked my finger with a hammer (by accident) while building a guest bedroom in the basement

TPBM is a novia scotian

 

[loomaluftwaffe]

sure i am
Nova Scotia, Manila, Philippines

TPBM wants to **** himself

 

[Pisis]

What? What **** stands for?

TPBM has a stinky breath.

 

[loomaluftwaffe]

it is f*uck
no, i use listerine

TPBM likes to suck things

 

[Pisis]

No.

TPBM loves Italian couisine.