The person below me (TPBM)

[Pisis]

The idea of nuking the place would be crumble the buildings, because France is a wonderful country. It's just full of French.

 

[102first_hussars]

TPBM is John Denver's #1 fan and should be shot

 

[Nonskimmer]

Thank Gaaaaaaawwwwwwd I'm a country boy!

The person below me is...umm...still the person below me.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

and proud of it...

TPBM has a picture of them looking even more stupid than the one of me with the John Lennon glasses.........

 

[102first_hussars]

I was saying to myself maybe I should skip this one a wait for the next but now im thinking I can deny i have a picture of me that is stupid, wether or not you beleive it doesnt matter because youll never

TPBM is not from Novia Scotia

 

[Matt308]

No never been there, but would like to see it. Canada is beautiful.

TPBM thinks someone is watching them.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

no, but i couldn't blame them if they were.........

TPBM lied to their boss today.......

 

[cheddar cheese]

Nope, cos im my own boss. Damn, I just lied to myself...


TPBM has spent more than half an hour on the toilet today (for excretion purposes only, does not include any bishop beating...)

 

[Nonskimmer]

I shouldn't have eaten all of those berries last night I guess.
But brother, it felt gooooooooood.

TPBM farts the national anthem every morning, in D major.

 

[loomaluftwaffe]

no

TPBM is a fag

 

[Nonskimmer]

I only smoke 'em.

TPBM farts the national anthem every morning in F minor.



BTW looma, try answering yes for once. Bull's right, it's funnier that way. Just play along.

 

[102first_hussars]

Its true, its my only musical talent aside from the singing into the saxophone

TPBM once chewed through his As**ole through his prostate and colon RIGHT OUTSIDE THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

 

[lesofprimus]

That one right there made absoulutely no fu*kin sense.... Chewed through his @sshole???

TPBM once dated Madonna, but her cooch smelled so bad, he dumped her...

 

[plan_D]

Yes. Well, I do normally have a very high tolerance of smells ... hell, I smell bad, so I have to deal with that everyday. But Madonna ... old and smelly ... couldn't deal with going anywhere near her regions. And it was all wrinkly ... down ... there.

TPBM sings every song from the musical version of Planet of the Apes while on the toilet.

 

[Henk]

Never seen it.

TPBM is so stupid he flunked primary school.

 

[Pisis]

TPBM once dated Madonna, but her cooch smelled so bad, he dumped her...

 

[loomaluftwaffe]

Never seen it.

TPBM is so stupid he flunked primary school.

yeah sure i did, thats why I'm graduating to high school in the same school i flunked in

TPBM likes to stick hois foot up random people's asses

 

[Hot Space]

Is a Luftwaffe fan.......

 

[Twitch]

I am a Luftwaffe fan!

TPBM is picking his nose right now.

 

[Bullockracing]

Why yes I am................There...................just put a booger on your screen!!!

Oh crap, that won't show up on yours! Where's the booger-flicking smiley?

TPBM used to eat the boogers as a kid (or still does if your still a kid)