The person below me (TPBM)

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Never. And how can you NOT know what kind of waterheater you have DerAdler. You can quote all kinds of technical $hit about airplanes, but you don't know how your water heater works? Shame. And by the way, it's probably tankless in the Deutschland.

Howstuffworks "How Water Heaters Work"

TPBM needs wishes they were an engineer.

Its not that I dont know how a water heater works, I just dont know what kind we have. I am not living in Germany permenantly. How that I was Honorably discharged from the Army today I am only here until my wife is finished with college and then I am moving to Alaska. Therefore we did not buy a house here in Germany. We are renting a place and it is a 2 story house. My landlord lives on the bottom floor and me and my wife live on the top floor. It is like a normal apartmant though. We have a different entrance from our landlord and dont ever have to see them. In fact in order to get into there place we have to go outside and walk around to other side of the house.

Anyhow the water heater is in there apartment and I have not bothered to ask what kind it is because frankly I dont care. As long as I have hot water on demand that is all that matters.

Sorry to make a story out of it.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

No. But I'll take that into consideration. Most everyone annoys me. I'll add you to the list.

TPBM thinks he's an intellectual, but in actuality is mired in mediocrity.

Nope never said I was Plato, but I do know a lot about History and aviation expecially Helicopers because that is my job. Oh and I am liscense to fixed them!

TPBM wishes they knew how to fix aircraft.

 

[Matt308]

Yes I do. Do you have your A&P from the military? Alaska is certainly a lucrative place to go for aircraft repair. With respect to your water heater, now I understand. But how do you pay your utilities if the landlord gets the bill. You split it? Water free (included in the rent)?

TPBM has never witness the absolutely raw beauty of the state of Alaska. And it is their loss.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Yes I do. Do you have your A&P from the military? Alaska is certainly a lucrative place to go for aircraft repair. With respect to your water heater, now I understand. But how do you pay your utilities if the landlord gets the bill. You split it? Water free (included in the rent)?

Yes I have my A&P, but I did not get it form the military. I went to a FAA testing center in South Carolina and tested out for it.

As for the water heater we have a meter that tells us how much we use.

TPBM has never witness the absolutely raw beauty of the state of Alaska. And it is their loss.

Wrong I have been there and witnessed it. That is why I want to move there for good. I had orders from the Army to be stationed there but they sent me to Iraq instead. To me it is the beautiful place on earth.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

uhhh, you didn't set a TPBM

 

[Matt308]

It is a beautiful place.

TPBM does not know what an A&P license is.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Well, ya got me there I'm afraid.

TPBM is currently sitting there with his pants undone.

 

[uhhuh35]

Naw, I'm not wearing any pants.
BTW, A&P: Airframe and Powerplant mechanics license. Got mine in 1994.

TPBM loves the smell of cheese!

 

[Matt308]

man I sure do. Especially Manchego.

TPBM now know A&P means Airframe and Powerplant, but still doesn't quite understand. By the way, good for you uhhuh35. You really had to be uhhuh35? Couldn't just be uhhuh? [a story is warranted]

 

[102first_hussars]

Well i wont be doing my grocery shopping there anymore

TPBM didnt realise another company by the name of A&P is a grocery store franchise

 

[Matt308]

Yeah I did, but irrelevant to the topic.

TPBM wears soiled undies on a regular basis.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Naw but I know people that just turned them inside out when we were in the desert because it was kind of hard to get laundry done.

TPBM does that even though they have means to laundry becuase they are just a slob...

 

[Nonskimmer]

Underwear, eh? Hmmm, interesting concept.

TPBM wears theirs like a ski mask, and wonders why the eye holes are so big and so far apart.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

So why are they so far apart?

TPBM wears womens thongs as underwear and loves how they ride up there crack...

 

[102first_hussars]

Im more of a cheetah skin speedo type of guy myself

TPBM is a member of this site (i got nothing)

 

[Nonskimmer]

Im more of a cheetah skin speedo type of guy myself

Fag.

 

[Matt308]

Fag.

Yeah I'm a member.

TPBM enjoys coffee over tea.

 

[lesofprimus]

Coffee is for REAL men, tea is for chicks and English blokes....

TPBM hasnt had a bowl movement in over a week, and is soooooooo full of sh*t that his eyes have turned brown...

 

[Matt308]

No quite the opposite actually. I $hit so often that only the truth and galaxial wisdom spews forth like the proverbial goose.

TPBM was insulted by Les's English/tea comment. And for the record, I doubt Les cares.

 

[cheddar cheese]

Hell no, coffee is the far superior hot drink. Better than anything.

TPBM doesnt like black coffee... (Fag )