The person below me (TPBM) (1 Viewer)

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I got up about 3 hours ago actually, made a nice breakfast of eggs and bacon and now I am fixing to go grocery shopping with my wife and have a walk in the woods.

TPBM does not know the true value of money because they dont really have to deal with bills and grocery shopping and taxes.

 

[Nonskimmer]

I wish.

TPBM is scratching their balls.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Nope, but I can if you would like.

TPBM is not sure what to do with there life.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Nope, but I can if you would like.

Hey, hey, don't drag me into your personal perversions.

TPBM is not sure what to do with there life.

Hmmmm...I'll have to get back to you.

TPBM likes to wear flannel underwear.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Nope I like silk boxers or in the commando!

TPBM wheres there underwear for weeks and just turns them inside out when they get a skid mark.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Only while at sea.

TPBM does it all the time though, regardless.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Nope but I did turn my under shirt inside out on occasion when we would be on field excersises and all the water from frozen to do laundry or I just did not have time. I allways made sure I had eneogh underwear and socks though.

TPBM owns only one pair of underwair and 2 pairs of socks.

 

[cheddar cheese]

Hell no, I have have about 15-20 pairs on underwear and a similar amount of socks, and I really dont know why...

TPBM wears male thongs regularly.

 

[mkloby]

I do not own any banana hammocks

TPBM hugs trees

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Nope that I do not, but I do believe that the world as a whole needs to start taking more care of the environment real quick and I am absolutely against animal cruelty. My wife is almost a tree hugger though.

TPBM do no carethat 35 to 150 species of wild life become extinct every day and will let there children worry about it.

 

[Gnomey]

Being a biologist/zoologist it does worry me what will be left for our children when the time comes...

TPBM does not care that we are destroying millions of acres of prime habitat every year (and pumping billions of tonnes of CO2 into the atmosphere).

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

No I do...

TPBM thinks that men with long hair should wear a dress.

 

[Chief]

Naw it would disgrace the Scotish.

TPBM has worn a quilt.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

TPBM has worn a quilt.

No I have not worn a quilt (a quilt is something that my grandmother used to knit when she was alive ) but I have worn a kilt.

TPBM has actually used a quilt as a piece of clothing before.

 

[Matt308]

No, but when in highschool I sunbathed on one that my Mamau (Grandmother) made for parents and she went through the roof. And rightly so. Go I hate young adolescents.

TPBM is wondering if Adler was commando under his "quilt" like in that Mel GIbson movie.

 

[Pisis]

Not really...

TPBM eats pickled tapewurms on regular basis.

 

[Matt308]

I have no comeback to that one, Pisis. You got me.

TPBM likes Korean Bulgogi.

 

[Pisis]

LOL, how Bulgogi and Pickled Tapewurms go together? Or should I asky how they DON'T? Honestly, I never had Bull-Goo-whatever...

TPBM once has been raped by a lonely homeless.

 

[Matt308]

homeless...person? Nope.

TPBM will tell me how you say "homeless person" in Czech.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Nope I dont speak Czech.

TPBM has been homeless before.