The person below me (TPBM)

[Gnomey]

Nope but I have experienced the 125 degree heat of Madagascar before...

TPBM has never experienced temperature over 100 degrees (F)

 

[Matt308]

Yeah I have. But I'd take heat over humidity any **** day.

TPBM has never changed a tire on their vehicle before.

 

[bigZ]

Yep only last Wednesday on the way to work. Bicycle tyre ripped.

TPBM has never sneaked out the back of a house as the ladies husband entered the front(they were going through the devorce proceedure and I was very young).

 

[Matt308]

Nope. Never.

I've had girls sneak out of my room through the window while I was still in highschool living with the Ps.

TPBM thinks that those who commit adultery with married people are the scum of the earth.

 

[bigZ]

Not all.

TPBM believes in bringing back stoning for cases of adultery.

 

[Matt308]

Well...Let's not get silly.

TPBM still fantisizes about their past conquests.

 

[lesofprimus]

And man, when I saw her in Penthouse Magazine, I damn near shat myself...

TPBM has never seen the Mexican Donkey Show...

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Nope not in real life, but I have seen video that a friend took.

TPBM would like to take part in said donkey show...

 

[mkloby]

What is this "donkey show?"

TPBM will explain the donkey show to me.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I sure will.

To give you the best answer I went to wikipedia (since all sorts of nuts post there) and found you this information:

"A donkey show is a form of live entertainment in which a person (usually a woman) performs sexual acts with a donkey. It is common for Tijuana and Juarez cab drivers to offer tourists a ride to "donkey shows," yet locals warn that such an offer can easily lead to the tourist(s) being robbed in a remote location. A real donkey show is reportedly performed in Boy's Town, Nuevo Laredo, Mexico. [1]"

TPBM is now completely disgusted.

 

[cheddar cheese]

Hell no, I live in Cornwall...

TPBM actually took part in the Donkey show...

 

[mkloby]

Thanks for the descrip, Chris. Unfortunately, bestiality is not one of my interests.

TPBM is eagerly interested in attended said event.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

No I am not.

TPBM is into S&M.

 

[bigZ]

Hell no.

TPBM is married to his horse.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I dont own a horse.

TPBM is down on there luck.

 

[Aggie08]

I guess we'll have to see if that date pans out! Fingers crossed!

TPBM wants to have a beer and talk about life.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I dont care to talk about life, but I am drinking an afternoon beer.

TPBM thinks that alcohol is evil.

 

[mkloby]

Evil - no. Some people just can't handle it though and it destroys them.

TPBM is known to drink whiskey from the bottle in a dark corner.

 

[Aggie08]

Not from the bottle or in a dark corner, but yes. Goes well with a good cigar.

TPBM wishes football was still on.

 

[Screaming Eagle]

The season is almost starting.

TPBM is unhappy with the outcome of the superbowl.