To piss on the French...

[Matt308]

Oh. Don't incite him. He's like poking a old demented lion. You never know if he's gonna purr or tear your face off.

 

[Maestro]

What's wrong with mayonnaise? It's a lot better than pouring vinegar on them like the british

I have nothing against eating fries with mayonnaise... I even do it on several occasions. (I first tasted it in a Dutch restaurant in Québec City that was the home of "the perfect club-sandwich". They were just the best club-sandwiches I ever ate. Unfortunately, that restaurant has now closed down.)

 

[Marcel]

Oh. Don't incite him. He's like poking a old demented lion. You never know if he's gonna purr or tear your face off.

Well at least he's not gonna eat me, I don't taste well with Ketchup

 

[Marcel]

I even do it on several occasions. (I first tasted it in a Dutch restaurant in Québec City that was the home of "the perfect club-sandwich". They were just the best club-sandwiches I ever ate. Unfortunately, that restaurant has now closed down.)

Didn't know there was something like a Dutch restaurant. What doe tey serve there besides fries?

 

[Matt308]

Clogs

 

[ndicki]

I thought the point of this thread was to be nasty to the French. Disappointed.

Salt and vinegar on your chips, cooked in the same fat as they did the fish in!

 

[Matt308]

But only once. That oil is RANCID!!!

I'm having a hard time insulting the french with french people on the thread. It's not as much fun.

 

[ndicki]

Try insulting the French when you're sitting in the middle of a classroom, surrounded by about 20 of them! And they pay me to do it... 8)

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Try doing it to French Soldiers when you are training with them...My buddy kept asking them where there white flags were and what not. They were not to happy.

 

[Matt308]

Jesus. No wonder the americans have a bad name in France. That's friggin' funny.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I came walking out to the Aircraft and my buddy was like "Ze Germans are coming, quick get out your white flags!" Needless to say my buddy was in the commanders office later that day.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Here I thought this was funny. It may have allready been posted before. I have had it on my computer for a while.

 

[Matt308]

 

[ndicki]

Fantastic! I must get one!

 

[ndicki]

Try doing it to French Soldiers when you are training with them...My buddy kept asking them where there white flags were and what not. They were not to happy.

The most amusing contact - that word is appropriate - I had actively with the French is when I and a gang of "civilian" friends I had been training with - well, OK, that I had trained - took on a group of French ex-paras on exercises. We slaughtered them! Faster reaction time, less predictable tactics, overall better teamwork, better SOPs, fitter, better training, etc. They didn't invite us back! We had a wonderful time...

 

[lesofprimus]

I worked with the French one time back in the early 90's... Their Intel was all fuc*ed up and nearly got us in a world of sh!t....

The Navy brass was NOT happy...

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

yet we still have to respect them simply because they have nuclear weapons, that's the only and most annoying reason......

 

[lesofprimus]

Respect??? HA!

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I dont respect there military. All there government does is sell weapons to countries that are on the ban list. They make money off of other peoples blood.

 

[ndicki]

Bermppe!