Valentines Day

I don't get on here as much as I would like..... busy life and all that. So I thought I would remember you all by coming on today and wishing you 'all'..... a very HAPPY VALENTINES day.
Much love to you all. X Cripps.

Did you remember the lady in your life? :rolleyes: what did you get her , or do for her this day of love?
What did she do for you?:oops:


Private Chemtrail Disperser
Nov 8, 2004
Happy Valentines day to you to Crippen.

Well ofcourse I got my wife the usual flowers and I made a nice romantic dinner for her. Spent about 2 hours cooking a nice candle light dinner.
Ah pfft, piss on Valentines Day....


Nov 22, 2004
Well i receive thousands of e-mails, faxes, phone calls from my fans all around the earth.

Not to forget the increasingly annoying interceptions on the street...these women can´t just control themselves.


Chief Master Sergeant
Mar 29, 2006
Phila, Pa
Got the same Nor' Easter that Chief and Nonskimmer did. That was my gift. For my wife? The perfect present that every woman wants.

I went out in the snow and got her 4 packs of cigarettes. Funny thing, I think it is probably the best gift I've ever given a woman on Valentines Day. At least I know she wanted it.


Senior Airman
Jul 12, 2006
You here about the guy who spoke out against Valentines Day. He claims it's unfair because guys don't normally get anything back in return. He basically sealed his fate as forever being single. It was great I needed a laugh.


Master Sergeant
Well, technically he wasn't that wrong. Think about it...

I don't know how it was 30 or 40 years ago, but now it is more a "Woman's Day". Just try to not give something to your girlfriend on Valentine's Day. You'll spend the whole week sleeping on the couch.

Today, you have to "sell your ass" to your girlfriend, you must show her that she deserves you. And then she'll start b*tching you with the idea of wedding, her "biological clock" (need to have childrens before she gets too old) and so on...

As Les said, piss on Valentine's Day.


the old Sage
May 20, 2004
Platonic Sphere
well every day is Valentines at my abode.......... my wife rocks, it ain't just for women anymore; I bought her some very expensive exotic perfume, we gorged ourselves at the Olive Garden rest., went to the chiropractor and got "fixed" till I almost puked on the cute little gal workin on me, we got home kinda wasted out and the next thing I know my bride is framing one of my aviation art prints and has it set up on one of the walls in the "Sphere"

like I said my wife ROCks. Valentines is what ya make it ..............

Rippin it Up ! ......... ! ◄►


Senior Airman
Jul 12, 2006
This is my idea of a pre-marrital valentines day. I get her a gift, she gets me dinner. That's all he said.

Though I got a feeling when it happens it aint gonna happen that way.

cheddar cheese

Major General
Jan 9, 2004
WSM, England
Im in two minds about valentines day...Its nice that it encourages romance and the atmosphere on the day is always nice, but on the other its stupid you have to be told when to show affection...

I made my girlfriend a card and thats it, she doesnt like valentines day much, we probably wont do it next year.


Senior Airman
Oct 18, 2006
After 24 years my wife finally gave me a Valentine's Day gift...a rice cooker.
I know what you're probably thinking. But she took my hand and said, "let me
show you what we do while the rice is cooking". A good day.


Chief Master Sergeant
Mar 29, 2006
Phila, Pa
Here's one somebody sent me for V-day. Good chuckle.

Ed was in trouble. He forgotten Valentine's Day. His wife was
really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift
in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on
her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the
house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has not been seen since Friday.

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