GrauGeist
Generalfeldmarschall zur Luftschiff Abteilung
I wish I had a buck for every time I heard the "it's f**king magic" phrase!when we asked Mr Good how they worked, he shrugged and said: "Dunno, F_ _kin' Magic, I guess".
A more recent example:
Had a patrol car in for two-way repair. The patrolman could RX dispatch just fine, but the TX was terrible. Not only was he 10-1 to dispatch, but he would bleed all over other units nearby and even interfere with commercial tuners with his TX.
Took a while to find the issue, but it was in the car's trunk where the Motorola Syntor transceiver (150 watt output @ 150mhz) was mounted. Aparently, some gear had been tossed back there, causing the coax to become severed by about a foot.
When I showed the wicked air gap to the techs, they just shook their heads and when one of my shop helpers asked how it was even working, the lead tech (retired Navy Chief) stated "because that right there is the very image of f**cking magic"...