What annoyed you today?

[tpikdave]

Gnomey

It could be a food alergy...you might even be lactose intolerant. Hope your Mum's guess is wrong. I used to drink a lot of alcohol. When I quit, my chronic
indigestion did too.

 

[Gnomey]

Doubt it. I don't drink that much anyway (at least not normally during the week). It started before I started drinking in quantity anyway so I doubt is linked. Anyway will find out when the results from my blood test get back next week.

 

[Ajax]

I don't drink that much anyway

I thought you were Scotch?

Hope u get better

 

[mkloby]

My youngest has a baseball game tonight. I have a hard time watching my kid cram 10 minutes of physical activity into 2 hours. Give me soccer or basketball game anyday.

Come on! It's America's game! I love baseball. I told my wife that our kid won't be allowed to play hockey... did you notice how big it is in the socialist countries... not that it has anything to do with climate... I hope nobody takes this post seriously...

I'm not flying tomorrow... damn! I need to spend a couple thousand dollars worth of taxpayer dollars

 

[Matt308]

Come on! It's America's game! I love baseball. I told my wife that our kid won't be allowed to play hockey... did you notice how big it is in the socialist countries... not that it has anything to do with climate... I hope nobody takes this post seriously...

I'm not flying tomorrow... damn! I need to spend a couple thousand dollars worth of taxpayer dollars

Don't worry. Nobody will take that seriously. Except... The Water Buffalo.

 

[Gnomey]

I thought you were Scotch?

Hope u get better

I don't drink that much during the week but I do at weekends but compared to others that I know I don't drink that much...

Thanks anyway.

 

[Matt308]

Flemmish Students

 

[MacArther]

Having a mother with an internal clock that says her oldest needs to find a mate to make grandbabies for her.

 

[Matt308]

Man. Don't fall for that one. Grandmothers, mothers, girlfriends. You make a mistake, you pay for that for 18years. Keep a sock on that badboy.

 

[Joe2]

I sprained my ankle

 

[Matt308]

Feeling a bit tiddly-poo are you Joe?

 

[mkloby]

Having a mother with an internal clock that says her oldest needs to find a mate to make grandbabies for her.

Haha. My mom was getting sad, I think, that she didn't have any grandchildren. I'm the youngest of 3, and I was the first to get married and have a child. Now, mom is very happy, especially since we plan on having at least 3, probably 4 kids or so.

I'm not flying AGAIN tomorrow... WTF???

 

[MacArther]

Haha. My mom was getting sad, I think, that she didn't have any grandchildren. I'm the youngest of 3, and I was the first to get married and have a child. Now, mom is very happy, especially since we plan on having at least 3, probably 4 kids or so.

Yes, but are you 18 going 19 with a mom who wants you to get a girlfriend and then get married?

 

[Ajax]

My mom appears to be more interested in the wonga (learn£ £ha£ word £oday) I earn...

 

[mkloby]

Yes, but are you 18 going 19 with a mom who wants you to get a girlfriend and then get married?

Nope... you got me there.

 

[Civettone]

My mom and sisters nagging me I should cut my hear and shave off my beard. I was planning to but now I think I'll just let it.

Kris

 

[mkloby]

My mom and sisters nagging me I should cut my hear and shave off my beard. I was planning to but now I think I'll just let it.

Kris

If you join the military, won't they shave your head and your beard for you???

 

[Civettone]

Like I said, one chance in twenty that I'll get in. Better cut it myself before applying there. Every bit helps!

But we don't have to shave our heads though, just cut it short.
Kris

 

[Maharg]

I had to get out of a comfortable bed and go to work.

I've given up using the passing lane and drive in the far right because here it is faster as everybody who thinks they are fast are in the left

I know exactly what you mean M8.

 

[Joe2]

Feeling a bit tiddly-poo are you Joe?

I actually got that phrase off a very funny film. It was about a British Politicien who wants to see what combat is like. The Army and RAF turns him down so he joins the Navy. He falls out of a plane over Germany, gets captured, and escapes by pretending to be swiss. He hides in a hole for a few days to make the germans think he has already escaped and when he comes out, someone asced him, 'Are you feeling tiddly-poo?'

But you really needed to know that, didn't you.