What cheered you up today?

[Erich]

what no sausage pizza today .. ? ............. oooops sorry .........

 

[Pisis]

I don't eat cheese and meat together

 

[cheddar cheese]

Thats reserved for....no perhaps I better not say

 

[trackend]

hey congratulations, is that where you've been for the last few days?

and i'm speaking to a friend i aint spoken to for a while!

Thanks for that comment Lanc its appreciated and very surprising to boot I would have thought a quick "thank fuck that old twat's pissed off(bleeding Stringbag loon)"
Yer your right about work tho, I'm trying to learn the ropes and having the memory time span of a goldfish its not sinking in that fast, although the Governor gave me a change of water last week and a small plastic ship wreak which cheered me up no end

 

[Nonskimmer]

Congrats on the promotion. It's a good thing, right?

 

[Pisis]

Thats reserved for....no perhaps I better not say

That's what we call it in the Czech version of blackjack..... "To put your hand in cow's arse"..... You just booked it.

 

[lesofprimus]

Congrats track...

Im sure its well deserved, but I cant stand office jobs... Too much political BS, plus, normally, u have to deal with women in the workplace, and I cant stand working with women...

Working out a suitable price, maybe....

 

[Pisis]

What you're a misoghyne Les?

Me personally can't stand working with idiots........ I had one boss who was so annoying me that I had to punch him once..... That's why I'm unemployed now, I guess

 

[lesofprimus]

misoghyne

I dont know that word and niether does Google, but, I've worked with women before, and they all complain waaaayyy too much and use their womanly talents/attributes to get them further than they ever have the right to...

Now, that being said, all women are NOT like this, but in my experiences, in many different trades, this has held true almost 95% of the time... Guys just cant act like guys when females are around....

 

[Nonskimmer]

Guys just cant act like guys when females are around....

Yeah, I've noticed that too. Even ugly females sometimes. It's bizarre.

 

[pbfoot]

oh but you can it just hampers promotion and the like

 

[Nonskimmer]

Ah wait, I think I misunderstood slightly before. I thought he meant the guys who fawn all over the workplace women. Makes me sick.

 

[lesofprimus]

Yea and the thousands upon thousands of sexual harassment lawsuits...

"OH MY GOD LOUISE, Joe just said the F word...."

"GASP!!! He must have been proposistioning you..."

"I think your right, Im going to file charges right now..."

"You go Girl..."

 

[Nonskimmer]

Boss: "You wanna file a what?! Bitch, get the hell outta my office and get back to work!"

 

[Gnomey]

NS. Congrats on the promotion Lee.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

stupid boy, he just got a promotion, now he's the General Lee

i'm sorry

 

[lesofprimus]

Now THAT was almost as bad as my last Sheep joke...

 

[trackend]

I like it and your one also Les, but then my sense of humour has been fucked up ever since I watched Rowan Martins Laugh in

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Congrats Track!

Lets see today I got cheered up by seeing my snake enjoy its new home that I made up for it today. I love to watch the thing explore around its new environment.

 

[plan_D]

Congratulations, Lee. Nothin' has cheered me up ...I've been cheery since tuesday. But I suppose this third can of Carlsberg is cheering me up more...