Several years back - like 20 or so - we had a local incredible tragedy. A 16 year old female driver was driving, heading for a party with another 16 year old and a 21 year old in the car, a keg of beer in the back. When they were passing through a bridge construction area she did something that ended up literally breaking the car in half, and while she survived I think at least one of her passengers did not. Even worse, the keg of beer went airborne. Coming down the other side of the road was another 16 year old driver, his Mom in the front passenger seat next to him. The flying keg went through the windshield and killed the kid.
So tell him to stay away from beer kegs, Greg, and good luck!