Where did bacon go?

[at6]

What happened to the bacon button? I thought that bacon was supposed to better than like.

 

[mikewint]

Try reloading thread, I have it on my screen and you've been baconized

 

[CommanderBounds]

I literally thought this was a thread about a shortage of pigs to make bacon with, but then this thread would be called "The Apocalypse is nigh!

 

[GrauGeist]

You can only give bacon out once every 24 hours.

And you're correct...giving bacon is the ultimate like.

 

[Wurger]

Bacon.. bacon .. free bacon...

 

[Njaco]

You can only use "Give Bacon" once during a 24 hour period.

If someone "dislikes" your post, you loose bacon privilege for 24 hours.

 

[at6]

Thanks guys for the bacon and the answers. I'm out of bacon. With no restrictions, the threads would be covered in BACON.

 

[Gnomey]

Half the time they seem to be covered in bacon already anyway...

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

If I'm not mistaken, you can only use the bacon button once every 24 hours. At least once I use it disappears for about that long.
Ok. so I am late again. Oh well.

 

[vikingBerserker]

you must also promise to only use your super power for good.

 

[nuuumannn]

With great bacon, comes great responsibility...

 

[Capt. Vick]

For the hardest working Swede in Glasgow!

 

[Marcel]

I disliked your post at6 so you will not have bacon for another 24 hours. This will improve your hart condition and gives you a long life. You can thank me later

 

[herman1rg]

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and bacon; egg bacon and bacon; egg bacon sausage and bacon; bacon bacon sausage and bacon; bacon egg bacon bacon bacon and bacon; bacon sausage bacon bacon bacon bacon tomato and bacon;
Vikings: Bacon bacon bacon bacon...
Waitress: ...bacon bacon bacon egg and bacon; bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon baked beans bacon bacon bacon...
Vikings: Bacon! Lovely bacon! Lovely bacon!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and bacon.
Wife: Have you got anything without bacon?
Waitress: Well, there's bacon egg sausage and bacon, that's not got much bacon in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY bacon!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon bacon and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got bacon in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much bacon in it as bacon egg sausage and bacon, has it?
Vikings: Bacon bacon bacon bacon... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon bacon and sausage without the bacon then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like bacon!
Vikings: Lovely bacon! Wonderful bacon!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely bacon! Wonderful bacon!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon bacon and sausage without the bacon.
Wife: I don't like bacon!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your bacon. I love it. I'm having bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon beaked beans bacon bacon bacon and bacon!
Vikings: Bacon bacon bacon bacon. Lovely bacon! Wonderful bacon!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her bacon instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Bacon bacon bacon bacon. Lovely bacon! Wonderful bacon! Bacon ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-conbacon ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-conbacon. Lovely bacon! Lovely bacon! Lovely bacon! Lovely bacon! Lovely bacon! Bacon bacon bacon bacon!

 

[Capt. Vick]

Ah spam...

 

[vikingBerserker]

 

[at6]

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and bacon; egg bacon and bacon; egg bacon sausage and bacon; bacon bacon sausage and bacon; bacon egg bacon bacon bacon and bacon; bacon sausage bacon bacon bacon bacon tomato and bacon;
Vikings: Bacon bacon bacon bacon...
Waitress: ...bacon bacon bacon egg and bacon; bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon baked beans bacon bacon bacon...
Vikings: Bacon! Lovely bacon! Lovely bacon!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and bacon.
Wife: Have you got anything without bacon?
Waitress: Well, there's bacon egg sausage and bacon, that's not got much bacon in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY bacon!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon bacon and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got bacon in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much bacon in it as bacon egg sausage and bacon, has it?
Vikings: Bacon bacon bacon bacon... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon bacon and sausage without the bacon then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like bacon!
Vikings: Lovely bacon! Wonderful bacon!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely bacon! Wonderful bacon!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon bacon and sausage without the bacon.
Wife: I don't like bacon!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your bacon. I love it. I'm having bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon beaked beans bacon bacon bacon and bacon!
Vikings: Bacon bacon bacon bacon. Lovely bacon! Wonderful bacon!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her bacon instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Bacon bacon bacon bacon. Lovely bacon! Wonderful bacon! Bacon ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-conbacon ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-conbacon. Lovely bacon! Lovely bacon! Lovely bacon! Lovely bacon! Lovely bacon! Bacon bacon bacon bacon!

Oh how I miss Monty Python. "Spam spam spam." Or the messed up English translation book, "Could you help me? My lower intestine is packed with spam."

 

[at6]

I disliked your post at6 so you will not have bacon for another 24 hours. This will improve your hart condition and gives you a long life. You can thank me later

Oh dear. It seems I've used all me bacon. I gave it to you Marcel since I shouldn't be so greedy with it.

 

[Marcel]

Oh dear. It seems I've used all me bacon. I gave it to you Marcel since I shouldn't be so greedy with it.

Ah, thanks, just what I needed. Bacon in the morning

 

[Wayne Little]

Just keep it sizzling...!