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Trebor said:
omg I've never seen anyone work so hard at being so lazy.
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A bit like the Dudley Moore and Peter Cook sketch... (from ancient memory - forgive the misquotations!)

Stranger's car breaks down in a small town. He sees a man laying back on his porch.
He says to him 'Hey, can you tell me the way to the nearest phone?'
The man dosen't answer, just squints.
He says again 'Hey, I asked you where the nearest phone was'.
Still no answer, just a squint.
He says again 'Look, I asked you the way to the nearest telephone!'
'And I pointed' says the man.
'You what?' says the stranger 'you did no such thing!'
'Yes I did' comes the reply. 'I was pointin' with my eyes.'
The stranger looks in disbelief, shakes his head, and says 'Man, if you can show me a lazier trick than that, I'll give you a dollar'.
'Why don't you come here and put that dollar in my pocket' says the man...
 
Ah, the joys of Facebook - 200 unwanted 'quests' in your flat every time you turn the computer on. I'll stick to hanging out with you guys instead
 
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