You know this guy's a NooB here if...

• Dec 26, 2008

• #21

Matt308

Glock Perfection

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Apr 12, 2005

Washington State

The one that always sticks in my mind was some old noob wrote in that he was enjoying the forum, but insulted the moderators for allowing "such elaborate siggys that clogged up his modem and made the forum run slow".

Get in the 21st century, Noob! 24kB modems are not chic!

Ofcourse, Les banned his @ss. But not before insulting his mother.

 

• Dec 26, 2008

• #22

109ROAMING

2nd Lieutenant

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May 25, 2008

New Zealand

Matt308 said:

Ofcourse, Les banned his @ss. But not before insulting his mother.

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• Dec 26, 2008

• #23

Njaco

The Pop-Tart Whisperer

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2,441

Feb 19, 2007

Fla-eee-dah!

You know this guy's a noob if.........

....he thinks a naval academy is a school for belly-dancers.

 

• Dec 26, 2008

• #24

Freebird

Master Sergeant

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Nov 12, 2007

British Columbia

OK I have a good one:

Burmese Bandit said:

"..You know this guy's a clueless NooB here if...

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His first post gets quoted under Der Adler's siggy...

 

• Dec 26, 2008

• #25

Njaco

The Pop-Tart Whisperer

22,459

2,441

Feb 19, 2007

Fla-eee-dah!

or this classic, sad but true..........

"WELL I AM 14 AND i always liked the way ww2 was fout in the air and one the ground how about you

SO how old are you guys and gals"

 

• Dec 26, 2008

• Thread starter
• #26

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Burmese Bandit

Senior Airman

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Dec 5, 2008

You know this guy's a NooB here if...

..he thinks bombers are the same as bombas...

(Don't get the joke? Go ask any Pinoy *Phillipino male* what's a 'bomba' but NOT a lady - you might get your face slapped!)

 

• Dec 26, 2008

• #27

Denahue

Airman

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Nov 24, 2008

Palisade, Colorado

I am a newb here!!!!!!! I just try not to be stupid...

 

• Dec 26, 2008

• #28

RabidAlien

1st Lieutenant

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Apr 27, 2008

Hurst, Texas

....swears up and down that the Me-108 was the greatest tank ever made.

 

• Dec 27, 2008

• Thread starter
• #29

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Burmese Bandit

Senior Airman

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Dec 5, 2008

Hey that was good Alien!!! Now here's another one from me...

You know this guy's a clueless NooB here if he thinks that a twin boom design is an aircraft that goes to Mach 2!

 

• Dec 30, 2008

• #30

Marcel

rotartsinimdA

Staff

Admin

Mod

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Sep 19, 2006

Dordrecht

www.redbeatband.nl

Burmese Bandit said:

Hey that was good Alien!!! Now here's another one from me...

You know this guy's a clueless NooB here if he thinks that a twin boom design is an aircraft that goes to Mach 2!

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Or explodes twice when hit

 

• Dec 30, 2008

• #31

Lucky13

Forum Mascot

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Aug 21, 2006

In my castle....

...has never heard about Les' Bride's much feared "double backhand frozen fish"...

 

• Jan 1, 2009

• Thread starter
• #32

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Burmese Bandit

Senior Airman

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Dec 5, 2008

You know this guy's a clueless NooB here if he thinks... that Fowler flaps are flaps designed to catch chickens!

 

• Jan 1, 2009

• #33

RabidAlien

1st Lieutenant

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Apr 27, 2008

Hurst, Texas

Burmese Bandit said:

You know this guy's a clueless NooB here if he thinks... that Fowler flaps are flaps designed to catch chickens!

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......they're not?

 

• Jan 1, 2009

• Thread starter
• #34

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Burmese Bandit

Senior Airman

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Dec 5, 2008

You know this guy's a NooB! He argues about knots...with dragons!

 

• Jan 1, 2009

• #35

RabidAlien

1st Lieutenant

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Apr 27, 2008

Hurst, Texas

 

• Jan 2, 2009

• #36

muller

Tech Sergeant

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Apr 7, 2008

Hibernia

I thought I knew a bit about aircraft till I found this place, compared to you guys i know NOTHING! I'm enjoying the learning process, I've been trawling the subforums for the last few months, its like wikipedia for WW2 aircraft, if it's not here, its not on t'internet!

And I'm still a noob!

 

• Jan 9, 2009

• #37

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fly boy

Staff Sergeant

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Jan 16, 2008

freebird said:

OK I have a good one:



His first post gets quoted under Der Adler's siggy...

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damn i think you would miss that


your a noob if you think that the axis won the war and that we are all nazis

 

• Jan 9, 2009

• #38

109ROAMING

2nd Lieutenant

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May 25, 2008

New Zealand

Nope ,sure didn't miss it

 

• Jan 10, 2009

• Thread starter
• #39

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Burmese Bandit

Senior Airman

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Dec 5, 2008

You know someone's a NooB if he thinks man-hours is a reference to male prostitutes!

 

• Jan 10, 2009

• #40

RabidAlien

1st Lieutenant

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Apr 27, 2008

Hurst, Texas

He's a nOOb if he thinks "Hobart's Funnies" was either 1) a sitcom back in the 70's-80's, or 2) the comic section of "Stars And Stripes" newspaper.

He's a nOOb if he thinks "Yank" magazine was a porn mag.