You muppet as someone would say....

[Lucky13]

Recently bought a laptop from a from a pal at work, who knows a lot about computers....
As it is, using my smartphone for quite a while, I still find myself thinking...why doesn't autocorrect work, why doesn't it automatically change i to I, what is it with not changing to capitals after full stop.....come on what is it now with the effing...





Oh....





Bugger!





You muppet!

 

[Airframes]

See, I told you so !

 

[Gnomey]

I'm confused, has Jan finally lost it and started talking to himself again???

 

[Airframes]

No change there then !

 

[bobbysocks]

alcohol involved?

 

[vikingBerserker]

My phone does the i to I thingy.

 

[meatloaf109]

Watch out for the granny-tranny porn!
Just' sayin'

 

[Wayne Little]

Are you ok Jan?

and who let you out of your room again....

 

[Lucky13]

Watch out for the granny-tranny porn!
Just' sayin'

Do explain and how did you acquire this knowledge?

 

[bobbysocks]

i think he must work for the NSA and spies on them....

 

[FLYBOYJ]

 

[Njaco]

 

[Gnomey]

I think we need the straight jacket and padded room again...

 

[Wayne Little]

I think we need the straight jacket and padded room again...

Only have to keep the Bl**dy door shut....

 

[Gnomey]

That's the issue though, keeping the door shut...

 

[vikingBerserker]

Now that would make a cool name for a drinking establishment, "Jan's Asylum".

 

[Airframes]

Heck David, don't give him ideas like that ! We have enough trouble with him as it is !

 

[Lucky13]

Like that....half price for asyl.....forum members of course!

 

[Airframes]

What's the opening hours ? (checks train times to Glasgow ....)

 

[Wayne Little]

Do you have to be a muppet to gain entry...