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Tony Hill
Tech Sergeant
Thanks Vic,
Happy New Year to you.
Good to be back. The airbrush arrived by courier yesterday...THAT was a drama.
The airline told me I could not bring it on board because it had a "tank".
I said "no problem, it is in the CHECKED baggage".
They said "yes problem you can't bring it on at all, it can NOT go on an aircraft because it has a TANK."
OK, off to the freight company ($20 taxi ride). How much to freight?
"$102"
WHAT??? What do I get for that?
"Well, what you get is quick freight"
Great!! How quick?
"You can pick it up in Perth when you get off your flight?"
AND exactly how can you manage this??
"Oh, because it will be freighted on the same flight that you are on"
But it can't go on an aircraft.... it has a tank.
"No, it can't go in checked baggage, it has to sit NEXT to that in THE SAME HOLD in a plastic courier envelope at a cost of $102"
So I have to sign a "dangerous goods" declaration as it has a
tank?
"No, it isn't dangerous goods if you freight it..just if you check it in"
So I could have checked it in and signed a dangerous goods declaration?
"Oh no, certainly not...you can't check in dangerous goods!!...by the way, has it had any paint put through it?"
Ah...way ahead of you...NOPE brand new but there are three 10ml bottles of acrylic paint stuck in the box.
"That will have to come out...dangerous goods!"
Which, of course, I can't sign a declaration for and check in, can I.....
"You've done this before, haven't you?"
And I can't freight them as they are dangerous goods..right?
"You HAVE done this before"
So is there ANY cheaper way?
"Well, I suppose we could send it non priority freight"
And when would that get there and how much?
"Well $83, let's see, you could try to pick it up tonight when you get off the plane.."
Because it will be on that flight with me?
"Now, go on... Tell me you haven't done this before... but sir, I really wouldn't wait around for it tonight"
because it may not make that flight?
"Oh no, it will definately be on that flight...but it can take them half an hour or so to sort it and the $83 includes next day road freight the 200kms from the airport to your home ANYWAY."
And this makes sense?
"It seems to."
Am I on Candid Camera?
Happy New Year to you.
Good to be back. The airbrush arrived by courier yesterday...THAT was a drama.
The airline told me I could not bring it on board because it had a "tank".
I said "no problem, it is in the CHECKED baggage".
They said "yes problem you can't bring it on at all, it can NOT go on an aircraft because it has a TANK."
OK, off to the freight company ($20 taxi ride). How much to freight?
"$102"
WHAT??? What do I get for that?
"Well, what you get is quick freight"
Great!! How quick?
"You can pick it up in Perth when you get off your flight?"
AND exactly how can you manage this??
"Oh, because it will be freighted on the same flight that you are on"
But it can't go on an aircraft.... it has a tank.
"No, it can't go in checked baggage, it has to sit NEXT to that in THE SAME HOLD in a plastic courier envelope at a cost of $102"
So I have to sign a "dangerous goods" declaration as it has a
tank?
"No, it isn't dangerous goods if you freight it..just if you check it in"
So I could have checked it in and signed a dangerous goods declaration?
"Oh no, certainly not...you can't check in dangerous goods!!...by the way, has it had any paint put through it?"
Ah...way ahead of you...NOPE brand new but there are three 10ml bottles of acrylic paint stuck in the box.
"That will have to come out...dangerous goods!"
Which, of course, I can't sign a declaration for and check in, can I.....
"You've done this before, haven't you?"
And I can't freight them as they are dangerous goods..right?
"You HAVE done this before"
So is there ANY cheaper way?
"Well, I suppose we could send it non priority freight"
And when would that get there and how much?
"Well $83, let's see, you could try to pick it up tonight when you get off the plane.."
Because it will be on that flight with me?
"Now, go on... Tell me you haven't done this before... but sir, I really wouldn't wait around for it tonight"
because it may not make that flight?
"Oh no, it will definately be on that flight...but it can take them half an hour or so to sort it and the $83 includes next day road freight the 200kms from the airport to your home ANYWAY."
And this makes sense?
"It seems to."
Am I on Candid Camera?