I know you're kidding, dude. I think we're all aware how f*%ked up my nation is, and we're all aware how much I know it so.
The whole E.U. was a farce from day nought...I've never agreed with it. It's joined a continent together that hates each other and tried to make them friends. In reality it's made them all stab each other in the back with a smile on their faces. And it might be standard English arrogance but I can't help but feel most of the other members have some hidden agenda against Britain, maybe 1588, Agincourt, Waterloo, Libya, Copenhagen and '45 still hurt some of the foreign governments.
Man, the stories about the Falklands people - I think they've bred with sheep.
I wasn't bothered about losing to the Boks, they're great team. But it was pleasurable to watch the French go down in flames ! And then watch them get all upset over it. Australia was in the history books by then !
You would be quite desperate if you went to Brighton - horrible place. The only reason you'd visit that place is if you wear rainbow underpants and say ducky at the end of every sentence. I will visit Australia one day; to see all them holes you've been digging.
No, but I mentioned Lancashire because it's the wettest part in Britain. It's bad when the rest of Britain calls them drips. You see, to me, this place (S.Yorkshire) isn't that cold. And as for the curries - prefer a Chinese meself; more trustworthy.