...and All is alright with the World.

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I grew up in the rural part of Orange county, we have farms and ranches nearby, so I know pretty much what the "real country" smells like...but years later, we took a trip back to Illinois so my Stepdad could take care of some family business. As we passed through Iowa where there were pig-farms as far as the eye could see, and there was this hideous stench.

I said "wtf is that smell?"

My Stepdad replied "that's the smell of money, boy..."
 
They are... every email, phone call, letter, internet transaction, inappropriate remark...

KNOCK KNOCK.... Mr Read?
Er yes...
We have incontrovertible evidence that you are GUILTY...
 

If he was smart, he would have said; "that's the smell of bacon, boy..."
 

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