...and All is alright with the World.

[GrauGeist]

No No...look above the word "Desserts"...

See it? "Add bacon $1"

 

[wuzak]

No No...look above the word "Desserts"...

See it? "Add bacon $1"

You know....I didn't see that!

Couldn't get past the deep fried cheesecake.

 

[Gnomey]

Sacrilege, you should never have managed to read past that point on the menu...

 

[Matt308]

Gnomey nails it.

 

[N4521U]

How about the cheesburger with bacon...........
and hold the burger....... just the bun!

 

[Njaco]

and another monitor is ruined by coffee because of the last few posts!!!!

Hahahahaahahahahaahahha!

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

 

[Readie]

Last night I jumped down from a flat bed lorry ( semi trailer) and was quite pleased that I'm still flexible enough to do this... that was yesterday ( you can see where this story is going) today, I can hardly walk my right leg / knee is so painful.
I'm not one for sympathy, least of all to myself... yep, I am a silly sod

The upside is that, I didn't have time to get to the supermarket so tea here is 'if its'.... if its in the fridge we'll have it.

Luckily I have 48 rashers of bacon,kidneys, sausages, eggs, baked beans, mushrooms and hogs pud.

Its mixed grill time !! The two Labradors are now my constant companions and the Read drum is a happy place.

 

[Njaco]

hogs pud? That just sounds nasty..........lets call it...ummmm...bacon!!

 

[Readie]

Its lovely Chris.
Pork offal pudding

However, I have been 'eating it' all day today... ummmm.

 

[GrauGeist]

...and hogs pud.

I haven't heard that term in years, but if memory serves me right, a "pud" was someting a frustrated schoolboy gave attention to. Like "spanking the monkey" but in this case "pounding the pud".

Oh the joys of the language barries, eh?

 

[Airframes]

Language barrier? That could be a good immigration control feature. Line up at the Language Barrier and read the card "I say, the grind's going rind and rind"
Can't pronounce it? OK, refused entry!

 

[yulzari]

Boudin blanc John.

 

[Readie]

Boudin blanc John.

Don't confuse the Americans any more John...We have just about got them to understand 'toad in the hole' without the complexities of French

 

[Readie]

I haven't heard that term in years, but if memory serves me right, a "pud" was someting a frustrated schoolboy gave attention to. Like "spanking the monkey" but in this case "pounding the pud".

Oh the joys of the language barries, eh?

haha.. plus 'pulling your pud', which has two meanings. First taking the piss and second... you can guess I'm sure

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Lovely... er, I'll just book the defibrillator...

 

[Lucky13]

.....and you of course need to convince everybody, your love for bacon and tea!

 

[Readie]

.....and you of course need to convince everybody, your love for bacon and tea!

If I had to make a choice I would put tea before bacon.....

 

[Njaco]

Ass? Ass is in the assbox, you icehole!!

 

[Matt308]

Hell I can't even understand my own kin talking about playing "cornhole". You say that to me and I immediately hear banjos and squealing pigs...

 

[GrauGeist]

Fargin bastages violated my fargin rights. Corksuckers...

Haven't thought about that movie in ages