Are you depressed ?

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    #1 Elmas, Mar 19, 2014
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    It depends on what perspective you look at life.

    Positive: Your wife 's pregnant.
    Negative: They are triplets.
    Very negative: You had a vasectomy three years ago.

    Positive: Your wife's not talking to you .
    Negative: She wants a divorce.
    Very negative: She's lawyer, specialised in divorces.

    Positive: Your son is maturing .
    Negative: He has an affair with the lady next door.
    Very bad : You too.

    Positive: Your son studies a lot in his room .
    Negative: You find several porn movies hidden in his computer.
    Very negative: You are in some of these .

    Positive: With your husband you finally agreed: no more children.
    Negative: You cannot find your birth control pills.
    Very negative: Your thirteen years old daughter has borrowed them.

    Positive: Your husband understands about fashion .
    Negative : You find out that secretly he wears your clothes .
    Very negative: They seem much better on him than on you.

    Positive: You talk your ten years old daughter about bees and flowers .
    Negative: She continuously interrupts you .
    Very negative: With pertinent corrections.

    Positive: Your son has his first appointment.
    Negative: It 's with a man.
    Very negative: It 's your boss .

    Positive: Your daughter is immediately working after College graduation.
    Negative: As an “Escort” .
    Very bad : She has several customers among your colleagues .
    Too bad : She earns much more than you.

    Positive: You laughed a lot by reading these things.
    Negative: Some stories remind those of people you know.
    Very negative: One of those people is you.
     
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    #4 razor1uk, Mar 19, 2014
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    I laughed, glad I did, :lol: virtual saké upon those that cried..
     
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    :lol: That was funny.
     
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    pretty good...
     
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    Unfortunately I was in the last category of most of them.
     
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