It depends on what perspective you look at life.
Positive: Your wife 's pregnant.
Negative: They are triplets.
Very negative: You had a vasectomy three years ago.
Positive: Your wife's not talking to you .
Negative: She wants a divorce.
Very negative: She's lawyer, specialised in divorces.
Positive: Your son is maturing .
Negative: He has an affair with the lady next door.
Very bad : You too.
Positive: Your son studies a lot in his room .
Negative: You find several porn movies hidden in his computer.
Very negative: You are in some of these .
Positive: With your husband you finally agreed: no more children.
Negative: You cannot find your birth control pills.
Very negative: Your thirteen years old daughter has borrowed them.
Positive: Your husband understands about fashion .
Negative : You find out that secretly he wears your clothes .
Very negative: They seem much better on him than on you.
Positive: You talk your ten years old daughter about bees and flowers .
Negative: She continuously interrupts you .
Very negative: With pertinent corrections.
Positive: Your son has his first appointment.
Negative: It 's with a man.
Very negative: It 's your boss .
Positive: Your daughter is immediately working after College graduation.
Negative: As an "Escort" .
Very bad : She has several customers among your colleagues .
Too bad : She earns much more than you.
Positive: You laughed a lot by reading these things.
Negative: Some stories remind those of people you know.
Very negative: One of those people is you.
Positive: Your wife 's pregnant.
Negative: They are triplets.
Very negative: You had a vasectomy three years ago.
Positive: Your wife's not talking to you .
Negative: She wants a divorce.
Very negative: She's lawyer, specialised in divorces.
Positive: Your son is maturing .
Negative: He has an affair with the lady next door.
Very bad : You too.
Positive: Your son studies a lot in his room .
Negative: You find several porn movies hidden in his computer.
Very negative: You are in some of these .
Positive: With your husband you finally agreed: no more children.
Negative: You cannot find your birth control pills.
Very negative: Your thirteen years old daughter has borrowed them.
Positive: Your husband understands about fashion .
Negative : You find out that secretly he wears your clothes .
Very negative: They seem much better on him than on you.
Positive: You talk your ten years old daughter about bees and flowers .
Negative: She continuously interrupts you .
Very negative: With pertinent corrections.
Positive: Your son has his first appointment.
Negative: It 's with a man.
Very negative: It 's your boss .
Positive: Your daughter is immediately working after College graduation.
Negative: As an "Escort" .
Very bad : She has several customers among your colleagues .
Too bad : She earns much more than you.
Positive: You laughed a lot by reading these things.
Negative: Some stories remind those of people you know.
Very negative: One of those people is you.
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