At Last

[Airframes]

Hey! That flag's upside down - muppet!

 

[Readie]

Hey! That flag's upside down - muppet!

What did you expect Terrance?

 

[Njaco]

....bloody pomey bast@rds......................

 

[Lucky13]

He's hanging upside down, because he's halfcut on C- and T-Stoff....
Looking at him, a pair of granny knickers on his head...better get him home!

 

[Airframes]

Hmmph !

 

[Readie]

....bloody pomey bast@rds......................

Terrance, The Yanks spell check must have failed... we are POMMY bastards ( and proud of it)
Shall we send a gunboat to quell the colonies?

 

[Airframes]

No, don't bother old chap, they'll just get upitty again. Just send them a bill for the tea .......................

 

[nincomp]

Shall we send a gunboat to quell the colonies?

HA! The joke's on you! We are a major power now. We could easily handle your gunboat! In fact, we could handle at least 3 of your gunboats, + 2 gun-canoes + a rubber raft!
Silly English person.
Now go away or I will taunt you a second time!

 

[nincomp]

have a 2 foot gap between a hot plate with 2 rows of heat lamps and 6 gas rings and a solid top gas oven and thats where i stand whilst cooking !

Sorry to hear (read?) about that.
I do want to offer some advice. No matter how great the temptation, DO NOT place your undergarments in the food freezer before wearing them. The Inspectors WILL NOT admire your ingenuity. Not one bit.

Jim (The Ever Helpful) 8)

 

[Readie]

HA! The joke's on you! We are a major power now. We could easily handle your gunboat! In fact, we could handle at least 3 of your gunboats, + 2 gun-canoes + a rubber raft!
Silly English person.
Now go away or I will taunt you a second time!

HA and double HA to you Mr Nin.
For starters you lent us the gunboats and you wouldn't shoot at us ( well, not on purpose anyway) as friends are hard to come by in 2013.

Anyway, its hot. Fancy a beer