Talking of that, you know that joke?
Two starving wanderers are almost death and lost in the woods when they find a ferry tale house. They knock onna door and a terribly awful granny comes out, asking them what they want.
"Something to eat, if you have"
She grins at them and say: "I'll give you an offer. I'f you f*ck me out, then I'll give you as much as you can eat!"
They almost throw up but one of the guys is so hungry that he goers in.
The witch lays herself on a wooden table, opens her legs and croakss: "Start!"
The guy is helpless. Suddenly he spots a roll under the table. He picks it and does the sick job. The he throws the shit out of the window.
Then he gets so many food...
When he comes out, the other guy is laughing crazy at him.
"Why are you laughing, you idiot?"
"Well, I'm sitting here, thinking I'm gonna die of starvation and suddenly a
roll with THIS BIG layer of butter lands directly into my hands! What a luck!"
Sick, isn't it?