Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
In Liverpool... Santa rings the front door bell and while you are answering it the elfs break in through the back door...
'Merry Christmas wack'
'Merry Christmas wack'
Change the Christmas banner?
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Airframes
Benevolens Magister
Good job I live in Cheshire then!
Dream? I used to dream about having dreams ...........er.... nurse!
ccheese
Member In Perpetuity
Boy.... This thread went to hell fast !!
Charles
Charles
GrauGeist
Generalfeldmarschall zur Luftschiff Abteilung
Charles, you sound surprised! 
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
Are you starting to sing the Theme from Les Mis???????
fubar57
General
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
Usually takes about 22.54 posts, before a thread goes down the drain...
Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
BACON
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
Nocab?!!
B*gg*r - I must stop using the mirror to view the PC screen - after all, that nice consultant did say that, now the front teeth have started to go back to normal, and garlic doesn't seem to be a problem anymore, and I have actually been out in daylight once or twice, maybe I can think about leading a 'normal' life.
Grr! Stand still pig - one bite, and then ...............bacon!
Oh dear! Nurse! I think I've developed a rasher ...er ... b*gg*r, I meant rash, yes rash ... honest!
B*gg*r - I must stop using the mirror to view the PC screen - after all, that nice consultant did say that, now the front teeth have started to go back to normal, and garlic doesn't seem to be a problem anymore, and I have actually been out in daylight once or twice, maybe I can think about leading a 'normal' life.
Grr! Stand still pig - one bite, and then ...............bacon!
Oh dear! Nurse! I think I've developed a rasher ...er ... b*gg*r, I meant rash, yes rash ... honest!
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
NURSE!! Time for a sponge bath!!
Not for me! (I hate it when I take my clothes off and the Nurse starts laughing!)
GrauGeist
Generalfeldmarschall zur Luftschiff Abteilung
Uh...you know, I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings...
But what if it's a male nurse?
But what if it's a male nurse?
Yessir, isn't it wonderful how people on this forum try to cheer each other up? I feel so much better now! <lots of sarcasm>
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
Always a female....blonde, brunette, redhead....black...
Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
Nope. Tried it and got a disapproving look.Poor old Nin...just fart in the bath...that'll get a laugh
Er... just to be clear. My personal look did not change, the nurse looked at me disapprovingly. I've got to be careful what I write on this site!
Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
Are American nurses that miserable?
Just sing ' I'm forever blowing bubbles..pretty bubbles in the bath...' and let one rip.
A sot of wind never hurt anyone
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
I see.....
I see something grand......
Something astonishing......
Something breathtaking.....
Something that'll break new grounds.....
Something that'll stun the opposition......
Make us the envy of all and everyone....
A....
Wait for it, wait for it.....
........a Bacon banner!!
Eh, eeh? Isn't that just pure brilliance, genius!?
I see something grand......
Something astonishing......
Something breathtaking.....
Something that'll break new grounds.....
Something that'll stun the opposition......
Make us the envy of all and everyone....
A....
Wait for it, wait for it.....
........a Bacon banner!!
Eh, eeh? Isn't that just pure brilliance, genius!?
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
He's been at the cooking sherry again chaps ..............
