Nope, but now that you mention it....Was it Mary Poppins or those full breasts bursting under that tight coat that caused you trouble haha....
It is sadly true that the day after seeing the movie with Mary Poppins flying around using her umbrella, I found three umbrellas (to provide a safety margin, of course) and jumped off the highest piece of playground equipment I could find. As I said, I was a trusting and none-too-bright child.
That dastardly Mary Poppins!
Then again, maybe I just used the wrong type of umbrellas.