The forum song? Is it "This here's the wattle, the symbol of our land, you can stick it in a bottle, or hold it in your hand" ?
Oh, or is it "I'm a lum...", No, maybe "I'll sing you a song and it won't take long, all Corporals are bas...." er ... maybe not that one either!
Anyway, it's Beer Call, and it's Jan's round .............