• The first rule of Bacon is: You do not talk about Bacon.
• The second rule of Bacon is: You do not talk about Bacon.
• Third rule of Bacon: Someone yells sausage, goes limp, falls over, give them Bacon.
• Fourth rule: only two sides of Bacon a month (approx. 10Kg 22Lbs).
• Fifth rule: one Bacon in a day, fellas and girls.
• Sixth rule: no Vegetarian bacon, no turkey bacon.
• Seventh rule: Comments about Bacon will go on as long as they have to.
• And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Bacon, enjoy.