Erich
the old Sage
....... and with that he exclaimed ........
" Les cieux I se sont empoisonne's et mon penis juste a tombe' "
" Les cieux I se sont empoisonne's et mon penis juste a tombe' "
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lesofprimus
Brigadier General
And the prisioner, with his 89 IQ and his 4th grade education, pulls back his sleeve to reveal heroine track marks...
before reaching for his needle to get a much needed fix of herion...
lesofprimus
Brigadier General
Unfortunatly, the prisoner, in his drug crazed frenzy, injected Clamato Juice instead of heroine, thereby killing himself in seconds...
Matt308
Glock Perfection
As everyone knows that V-8 is a far superior antioxidant fix.
lesofprimus
Brigadier General
Then, at that very moment, a 6 foot blonde named Gertie walked up to him and said:
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Desert Fox
Senior Airman
"Your sheep is dead, I am sorry...here, have this limp baguette. A strange frenchman gave it to me." She then proceeded to have wild sex with the lad, as most 6 foot blondes like to do.
running around like a madman for he had lost his...
Willie.
Willie - that is, Private William Trubbel, was at that very moment standing in the middle of the parade square, much to the annoyance of the RSM, who could see him from his office window.
"TRUBBEL, YOU 'ORRIBLE LITTLE MAN!" he roared,"WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY SQUARE WAVING YOUR
Willie - that is, Private William Trubbel, was at that very moment standing in the middle of the parade square, much to the annoyance of the RSM, who could see him from his office window.
"TRUBBEL, YOU 'ORRIBLE LITTLE MAN!" he roared,"WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY SQUARE WAVING YOUR
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Desert Fox
Senior Airman
sheep about?" And with that, the RSM turned into a large orange pig, and oinked his disapproval. Private Parts, watching from afar, was shocked and appalled, and whispered to himself...
Twitch
Staff Sergeant
The rounds found their target and the gray 109 disintegrated into a million pieces
Matt308
Glock Perfection
{not quite getting this are you Twitch}
Yet Private Trubble, remained calm, gathered his sheep and whispered sweet nothings in its ear.
Yet Private Trubble, remained calm, gathered his sheep and whispered sweet nothings in its ear.
cheddar cheese
Major General
It was at this point that the headlights of a car caught Private Trubble in the act, and revealing him to be....
Matt308
Glock Perfection
none other than Canton Silverpants - Green Peace activist.
This caused a great consternation amoung all the people...
Matt308
Glock Perfection
For Canton Silverpants was known throughout the sheep community as a sexual predator and, even more sinister, a connoisseur of shaven gerbils.
