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[Gnomey]

as well as a known rapist of lifestock and other creatures that lived in and around...

 

[ndicki]

THAT PLACE. A place so evil, so horrendous, as to be utterly

 

[Matt308]

...flippant. The hereto yet unknown campus for french limp-wristed barristas, Le Prostate Phoame.

 

[Desert Fox]

Canton Silverpants walked toward the car, a mad glint (that could be mistaken for sexual anticipation) in his eye.

 

[Matt308]

For no one dared visit Le Prostate Phaome in a car! How gauche This new visitor must be none other than Canton Silverpant's...

 

[Desert Fox]

arch enemy and one time lover Augustus Rectum, the man who once stole Canton's...

 

[Matt308]

taint. However Augustus Rectum was after something much more emotional. Augustus sought...

 

[ndicki]

to re-introduce himself to the joys of

 

[Matt308]

the Kama Sutra. But the question arose, how could Augustus...

 

[lesofprimus]

find a partner for the joys of sex when his...

 

[ndicki]

Willie - Private Willie Trubbel - was off chasing

 

[Matt308]

sheep. It had been months since Agustus had stolen some taint and now for all practical purposes...

 

[Gnomey]

the sheep were all free of...

 

[Matt308]

moral restraint. Augustus turned with a gleam in his eye...

[Anybody read this from the beginning? It's quite hilarious.]

 

[lesofprimus]

and said "Mr. Lancaster Kicks @ss, I have fallen in love with ur prize ewe Esmirelda, and would like..."

 

[Matt308]

to offer you 5 shilling. Is your ewe...is she a go'er? Eh? Wink, wink, nod, nod, say no more!

 

[Desert Fox]

Lancaster kicks @ss looked Augustus up and down, with a look of abject horror on his face, sighed in resignation and said, "Alright, but only if I get to watch."

 

[Matt308]

The ewe was petrified with fear. For she knew that everyone must have a bigger willie than theLancasterKicksAss, and Augustus...

 

[Gnomey]

infact was so worried by lanc watching that...

 

[cheddar cheese]

He couldnt get it up. Improvising quickly, he pulled out a...