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Matt308 · Dec 4, 2006

hairless gerbil. How would you fancy this my little ewish friend. But most disturbing was Lanc's reaction...

ndicki · Dec 4, 2006

as his small yet tumescent

Matt308 · Dec 4, 2006

diddle fiddle was obviously still suffering from...

Gnomey · Dec 4, 2006

withdrawl from the luxurious and rather large...

Matt308 · Dec 4, 2006

pantaloons he was wearing. "So what about it, Augustus," said Lanc, "when are you..."

cheddar cheese · Dec 5, 2006

planning to lube up? because Ive only got...

Matt308 · Dec 5, 2006

10 minutes left on my viagra and my...

cheddar cheese · Dec 6, 2006

genital wart cream is due to be applied in..

ndicki · Dec 6, 2006

enormous quantities to my left

cheddar cheese · Dec 6, 2006

wing political party which i am thinking of...

Matt308 · Dec 6, 2006

naked to get me more aroused. Augustus was taken aback by...

Gnomey · Dec 6, 2006

the thought of the whole of said left wing political party getting naked...

MacArther · Dec 6, 2006

So he used a dolphin to....

k9kiwi · Dec 7, 2006

The Great And Noble Extra Tactical Soldiers (GANETS) who laughed so hard they...

Gnomey · Dec 7, 2006

all collapsed in a heap on the floor...

Matt308 · Dec 7, 2006

causing the ewe to bolt from Lanc's hands. "Bollocks", cried Augustus...

ndicki · Dec 7, 2006

in shock as the realized that the "ewe" he'd been fondling had a pair. Huge, dangling great bollocks...

Matt308 · Dec 7, 2006

"Lanc! You swine! You were attempting to give me the slip and at my expense! A pox upon you, you heathen slime." Lanc, never bat an eye...

Gnomey · Dec 7, 2006

for it was a well known fact that he in fact...

Matt308 · Dec 7, 2006

Cheddar Cheese in disguise! "Bwaahaaahaaa. I have fooled everyone into thinking I love Amy Lee, when in fact tis I that actually am a sheep lover!"