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[Screaming Eagle]

taste, yes even freddy mercury's mother could...

 

[Matt308]

understand the ancient Asian qualities of a snorted aphrodisiac.

 

[Screaming Eagle]

which is why she used it on...

 

[cheddar cheese]

a....


[Laziest contribution ever ]

 

[ndicki]

HUGE

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

painting of her son doing.........

(first ever post in this thread)

 

[Screaming Eagle]

what he did best whilst...

 

[Matt308]

shagging a ewe.

 

[ndicki]

Meanwhile, however, Freddie Mercury and Tom Robinson meandered hand in hand through the bucolic landscape, stopping now and again to admire the russets and oranges of the leaves on the autumn trees, and stroke one another's moustaches with a gentle crack of the wrist...

 

[Matt308]

"Fat bottomed girls or bicycle race?", Freddy asked Tom...

 

[ndicki]

"Oooh, Freddie," swooned Tom, colouring, "How could I ever make my mind up?"

 

[Matt308]

Freddie was beaming, "Don't stop me now! I having such a good time. I'm having a ball."

 

[ndicki]

"Oooh, what, only one? You are naughty!" retorted Tom, coyly.

 

[Matt308]

Freddy was falling for Tom and he knew it, "Ooh you make me live. Whatever this world can give to me, it's you... you're all I see."

 

[ndicki]

Whereupon Tom pulled himself up to his full height, pushed out his chest, and roared, "WHAT A POOF! What are you doing in my Marine Corps, you queen!"

 

[Matt308]

"Oh how wrong can you be? Oh to fall in love was my very first mistake", lamented Freddy.

 

[ndicki]

"Oooh, go on then, I was only teasing!" cooed Tom.

 

[Matt308]

Freddie was encouraged, "This thing called love I just can't handle it. This thing called love I must get round to it. I ain't ready for this crazy little thing called love..."

 

[Matt308]

.[I guess you have to be a real Freddie Mercury afficionado]

 

[ndicki]

(Speak for yourself, mate! I'd sooner listen to John Edmond than that mincing poof!)

"Can I handle your crazy little thing, then?" sighed Tom.