Pilot heaven

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    Pilot Heaven

    So... this old pilot dies and is met at the pearly gates by St. Peter.

    "OH! I see you were a pilot", says St. Peter... A Follow Me tug arrives.

    St. Peter takes the pilot to a beautiful celestial airport with perfect
    smooth runways of all descriptions and hangar after hangar filled with
    the most wonderful aircraft ever made. "The keys are in them, fly
    anything you want. Fuel is no issue, they don't ever run out".


    Then he takes him over to a classy little joint at the FBO and brings
    him inside. There's a buffet with all the best food and a fully stocked
    open bar with nothing but top shelf liquor. Sitting around the tables
    are some of the finest pilots that ever lived. St. Peter introduces him
    to a few and sits down to have a drink with him.

    "Man! This really is heaven?" says the pilot, "Certainly not what I was
    expecting, this is wonderful!"

    St. Peter just smiles and nods and pours him another drink. After
    sitting and drinking and reveling in it all for awhile, the pilot
    recognizes an old familiar sensation. Tentatively he asks, "Uhm, St.
    Peter? Uh... I sure wasn't expecting this with this here brand new
    heavenly body, but I do believe I need to go find a rest room to uh...
    go relieve myself. I don't see any of the usual signs on doors, where
    should I go?"

    "Oh, no problem", says St. Peter, "Just follow me".

    St. Peter takes him out back and shows him to the edge of a little hole
    in a cloud. "Just go right there".

    The pilot walks over to the edge of the hole in the cloud and looks down
    over the edge. "Uh, St. Peter? There appear to be some people down
    there..."

    "Oh that's OK", says the old Saint, "They're from the FAA ..."

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