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[Geedee]

Real men don't use those sissy lighters, we use flame-throwers!

Hell yeah...or failing that, we use the Barbie !!!!

 

[Njaco]

Bic Lighter, circa 1652

 

[mikewint]

my new invention: Cigar lighter and facial depilatory

 

[RabidAlien]

Darwin Award in 3...2...1...

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

 

[MacArther]

"Hmmm, its not lighting.....I'll just use some more lighter fluid!"

 

[Crimea_River]

Hmm, why does my burger taste like a Cohiba?

 

[vikingBerserker]

 

[Njaco]

Ok, in honor of Turkey Day......

 

[MacArther]

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO BOB!?"

 

[vikingBerserker]

"Awww, Hello Clarice..........."

 

[Geedee]

If the Pilgrim Fathers had shot a Cat instead of a Turkey..we'd all be eating what for Christmas ?

Geez...I thought I just had a furball to cough up

That looks fowl...take it away you basted

The TV show 'Man V Food' has a serious competitor

 

[vikingBerserker]

That looks fowl...take it away you basted

LMAO!

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

"Staring a turkey down is extremely tough but I think I'm winning."

 

[Crimea_River]

If the Pilgrim Fathers had shot a Cat instead of a Turkey..we'd all be eating what for Christmas ?

Gary

 

[RabidAlien]

"Awww, Hello Clarice..........."

You, sir, win!

"Your offering is....adequate. I shall graciously allow you to live another day, human."

"Gravy. Now."

 

[T Bolt]

WHO TOOK THE WING!!

 

[RabidAlien]

"What the.....HEY!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT FOIL REALLY SCREWS WITH MY FILLINGS???? I mean, seriously....I pick up all sorts of weird radio stations when I bite that stuff!"

 

[Wayne Little]

Who ate my stuffing!

 

[Njaco]

"Ok, see that right there?...yeah, there....the leg...thats mine...MINE!...don't touch, understand?....don't nobody breathe on it, ok...don't even think about or you'll be in trouble...ever hear of 'Cat Scratch Fever'?...yeah, well...what?...I'm what???...funny? funny how?...like I amuse you?...no, you tell me, how am I funny?....."