Hey, kids!, Have you tried "Donkey On A Stick"? It's hours of fun!
(To the slinky song)
"What..falls down stairs,
Is leagaly impaired,
and might make you lose your job,
If your wife finds out, turn it about,
And blame it on a donkey named Bob"
"If that don't work, and she thinks your a jerk,
And calls you a common slob,
Turn it around, stand your ground,
And blame it on a donkey named Bob!"
Clean living and pure thoughts has got me to where I am today, kids!