'As a keen modeller, Kev was quick to point out to the Airline that they where using the wrong colour on the inside of the radome'
'Its OK skipper, the emergency getaway car has fully deployed....we should perhaps leave now ?'
'Credit crunch bites Airlines hard now with aircrew expected to foot the bill for fuel, causing chaos at local gas stations'
'Skipper....whats that gas station doing in the clou......'