1. See....thats what happens when you drive with the turret facing the wrong way !
2. Having failed to restart the bl**dy thing, even by bump starting, the crew where faced with the tricky task of re-threading the recoil-starter
3. Guy at the extreme left...'Whistle nonchalantly and look innocent guys...here comes the MP's'
4. The Gunny's idea of always carrying a spare, proved a bit tiresome to the crew