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(best Sam Elliot impression) "Venison...its whats for dinner! (it is now, anyway)"

"Son, I'm gonna need to see your registration, proof of insurance, drivers' license, and demolition derby license..."
 
. The Motoring Press are reporting that Dodge have placed an Urgent Recal on the Durango fleet of vehicles due to concerns raised over windscreen wiper capabilty....

. Jimmy was not impressed with the efficiency of the Anti-Deer whistles he picked up from WallMart for 5 bucks (pun intended !), they were supposed to scare the animals away from his truck....not attract them !

. So the old saying 'What the last thing that goes through a Fly's mind when it hits your windscreen ?....its A*se', doesn't hold true for Deer

. The Buck stops here....errr no, here...errrr, there ?....errrrr

. After being rejected by his herd, Billy Jo the Buck decided to end it all by jumping off the Tallahatchie Bridge. It really wasn't his day at all, wrong bridge, wrong song, wrong time, and some Redneck dude coming the other way !
 
*Drunk Homer Simpson says..* "Doe!" Isn't it a little ironic that the Ramgot rammed by a deer? I wouldn't be suprised if there are some statistics stateside, to show which vehicles and makes of vehicles deer prefer for impact-a-cide?

Oh, I hope the driver/family/pets were ok!? (except for Doris or Deke the Deer).
 
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. Jimmy was 'over the moon'. He'd finaly managed to get an action shot of his Dodge that showed both the headlights and indicators working......he'd allready taken 329 shots but hadn't quite managed to get the sequence or the timing right.

. 'A*se' was the only word that came to Jimmy's mind.

. In your best Elmer Fudd voice....Shhhhhhh, I'm huntin Wabb......WTF !

. Jimmy was really distraught so he took the poor Deer to a vet for advice. At the Vets surgery, while waiting to be seen, a Tomcat and a Labrador both looked at the carcass and wandered off. The vets receptionist then gave Jimmy a $900.00 bill.... $350.00 for the Cat scan and the rest on the Lab report .


i'll get me coat.....
 
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vikingB this is for you, since you didn't like my well-fed chicks and think Sunny is so great-
 

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