Quokes/Jotes... Continued! 2! (1 Viewer)

[the lancaster kicks ass]

didn't see that one coming..........

 

[102first_hussars]

what?

 

[Maestro]

Do you know the four types of female orgasm ?

There is the positive orgasm : "Oh, yes ! Oh, yes ! ..."
There is the negative orgasm : "Oh, no ! Oh, no ! ..."
There is the religious orgasm : "Oh, my god ! Oh, my god ! ..."
And there is the faked orgasm : "Oh, Daniel ! Oh, Daniel ! ..."

Please note that I took the name "Daniel" as an example... For a better impact, use the name of the guy you're telling the joke to.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

um, you could've picked a better example, i believe we have a few of them on the site anyway, most notably, our friendly neighbourhood moral officer Les

 

[Maestro]

Well... I thought about that name because of CC. Is name is Daniel too, no ? I know he could take that kind of joke but I wasn't sure about the others.

 

[GermansRGeniuses]

The old lady is feeling lonely, and decides it's time to get laid. She takes off everything she's wearing and puts on nothing but an overcoat. She goes down to the local bar, sees three young men sitting together. She flashes the first man and says, "Super sex!" The man says "OH MY GOD THAT'S DISGUSTING!" and runs turns away. She flashes the second one, once again says "Super sex!" and he runs off to throw up. She gets to the third man, flashes him and says "Super sex!", he responds "I'll have the soup"

 

[Pisis]

Do you know the four types of female orgasm ?

There is the positive orgasm : "Oh, yes ! Oh, yes ! ..."
There is the negative orgasm : "Oh, no ! Oh, no ! ..."
There is the religious orgasm : "Oh, my god ! Oh, my god ! ..."
And there is the faked orgasm : "Oh, Daniel ! Oh, Daniel ! ..."

Please note that I took the name "Daniel" as an example... For a better impact, use the name of the guy you're telling the joke to.

And what about "Hhhh... hhh... aaah... aaaaaaah_"?

 

[Wurger]

Or "ja gut...ja gut..." ?

 

[Matt308]

What's that Wurger? Cries of a skinny woman under a fat man?

 

[Wurger]

Don't you know?
Take the German dictionary,please or see a German pornofilm

BTW the German "ja gut" sounds like the polish "blueberries".

 

[Matt308]

I suppose a fat man is likely to have those too.

 

[Nonskimmer]

What do J.R.R.Tolkien and Star Trek have in common? Leonard Nimoy.

No so much funny as it is bizarre:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04

 

[Pisis]

Don't you know?
Take the German dictionary,please or see a German pornofilm

BTW the German "ja gut" sounds like the polish "blueberries".

That so funny, "Truskowka" ["Strawberry" in Polish] sounds like a diminutive of the word "excrement" in Czech...

 

[Wurger]

I suppose a fat man is likely to have those too.

That so funny, "Truskowka" ["Strawberry" in Polish] sounds like a diminutive of the word "excrement" in Czech...

 

[Wurger]

There is an interview with an old smoker.

- What do you like the most in all the world?
- Smoking.
- O.K. Maybe anything else?
- Smoking.
-You've already told us this.Maybe, there is anything else you like?
- Perhaps - answered the cancerman.
- So if yes, could it be sex?
- Yeap,sex. I like making a love.
- O.K. In which way? Classic,from back, others?
- from back.
- Why?
- Because I can smoke.

 

[Pisis]

thats stupid...

 

[Wurger]

why? Haven't you tried it yet.

 

[loomaluftwaffe]

an instant messenger themed parody of the song 'she hates me'
DumbVideos.com - She Blocked Me

 

[Wurger]

 

[Pisis]

James Brown On Coke...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD57zixG9vQ